Category - Storage Wars

Recaps of the original Storage Wars episodes.

Storage Wars: Profit Donate

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 10: “The Shrining.” How can the Kings of Swag go “stealth mode” when they look like they just stepped out of Saks Fifth Avenue? Matt and Mark Harris’ strategy was to inconspicuously bid. It was sooo...

Storage Wars: Broke Tricks

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 9: “Old Tricks, New Treats.” Auction held in Inglewood, California. Guest appearances made by Ivy Calvin, and partners Mike Karlinger and Herb Brown. Darrell Sheets was absent. On the drive, Jarrod commented...

Storage Wars: Brandi Takes a Bow

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 7: “Oysters on the Half Plate.” What happens when you put oysters, beer, the Kings of Swag, and a lone Brandi into one episode? Not much. Hey, never said every episode was a 10 on the entertainment meter...

Storage Wars: Barry & Jarrod Share...

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 5: “A Time to Kiln.” The auction was held in San Jacinto, California. On the drive to the facility Jarrod revealed to Brandi that he’s already rented a space for their new store. Surprise! She was not...

Storage Wars: Barry & The Asian Cowboy

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 6: “Like a Kung Pao Cowboy.” Barry brought a new sidekick to the storage auction. An Asian Cowboy. Don’t ask, just go with it. Guest appearance was made by the late Mark Bolelo. Auction was held in...

Storage Wars: Barry’s New Sidekick...

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 4: “The PA Stays in the Picture.” At any given storage auction one player may strike a huge payoff while others swing and miss. Then there are times when everyone loses. Auction was held in Rancho Cucamonga...

Storage Wars: I Urn for You

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 3: “All’s Well that Urns Well.” Have you ever seen an urn? I haven’t. Neither have Jarrod or Brandi. They thought they had matching beer steins. My skin just crawled out of my body at the thought of...

Storage Wars: I’m Sober, Officer

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 2: “Breathalyze This.” Barry brought a partner. Jarrod was without his partner. Both were bad ideas. Auction was held in Huntington Beach. Brandi scouted for space for a new store. Jarrod left alone to bid...

Storage Wars: I’m no Dummy

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 1: “Auctioning for Dummies.” What may we expect in this new season of Storage Wars? Lack of brains. Lack of humility. Lack of “Yuuup” Mogul Dave Hester. Returning players were Darrell Sheets, Jarrod...