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Title: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
Post by: Travis on May 02, 2013, 07:02:29 PM
I had some extra time to kill so I thought I would assemble the top ten worst for sale ads ever posted on Craigslist. Feel free to add to the collection. Just a warning in advance, some of these posts are inappropriate for children and would be considered offensive by some adults. If you don't have a sense of humor, turn away now.

(http://i1339.photobucket.com/albums/o701/travis_lane1/CraigslistCrutches_zpsa4eb40b8.png)


Title: Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
Post by: Travis on May 02, 2013, 07:11:20 PM
(http://i1339.photobucket.com/albums/o701/travis_lane1/BodyTrays_zps627c5edb.jpg)

I'm speechless for once.

Title: Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
Post by: Travis on May 02, 2013, 08:04:48 PM
(http://i1339.photobucket.com/albums/o701/travis_lane1/ChinkInFront_zpsf787e8c0.jpg)

I hoping he meant chip.

Title: Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
Post by: Travis on May 02, 2013, 08:45:51 PM
(http://i1339.photobucket.com/albums/o701/travis_lane1/MacbookCraigslist_zps2d2c1d65.png)

I have heard of people trying to pray the gay away, but I don't think you can pay the gay away.   ;D

Title: Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
Post by: Travis on May 02, 2013, 09:08:55 PM
The guy who posted this was trying to sell his dining room table. You might have to stare at it a while to understand why it's funny.

(http://i1339.photobucket.com/albums/o701/travis_lane1/GuyInMirror_zpsc6fa378c.jpg)
Title: Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
Post by: MovieMan on May 02, 2013, 09:16:21 PM
The guy who posted this was trying to sell his dining room table. You might have to stare at it a while to understand why it's funny.



I won't give away the answer or the link to the first time you posted this. The newbies here might enjoy figuring it out.

Edit:  Looks like the original has been deleted, so everything OLD is NEW again !  ;D
Title: Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
Post by: Travis on May 02, 2013, 09:40:17 PM
(http://i1339.photobucket.com/albums/o701/travis_lane1/CraigslistPhone_zps81805827.jpg)

Maybe he should have marketed it as a pPhone instead of an iPhone.
Title: Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
Post by: Travis on May 02, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
This one is so funny it had me in tears.

It's a little hard to read so I'll translate:  "Gently used mattress for Sale. The blood stains are not from a murder or nothin weird like that. Email if interested. Thanks!!"

(http://i1339.photobucket.com/albums/o701/travis_lane1/CraigslistMattress_zpsf0f2622a.jpg)
Title: Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
Post by: Travis on May 02, 2013, 10:30:12 PM
(http://i1339.photobucket.com/albums/o701/travis_lane1/CraigslistRing_zps9fbf0acc.png)

                                                        :o


More Coming Soon....have to get some sleep.
Title: Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
Post by: Cobia on May 03, 2013, 08:31:21 AM
This one is so funny it had me in tears.

It's a little hard to read so I'll translate:  "Gently used mattress for Sale. The blood stains are not from a murder or nothin weird like that. Email if interested. Thanks!!"

(http://i1339.photobucket.com/albums/o701/travis_lane1/CraigslistMattress_zpsf0f2622a.jpg)

What cold be wierd about 20% of the mattress covered in blood stains? :o
Title: Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
Post by: alloro on May 03, 2013, 10:02:10 AM
I won't give away the answer or the link to the first time you posted this.

He didn't post it, I did. He thought it was inappropriate when I posted it, but I guess it's not when he posts it.
Title: Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
Post by: MovieMan on May 03, 2013, 10:29:34 AM
He didn't post it, I did. He thought it was inappropriate when I posted it, but I guess it's not when he posts it.
It's good to be the king !
Title: Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
Post by: Travis on May 03, 2013, 11:28:45 AM
He didn't post it, I did. He thought it was inappropriate when I posted it, but I guess it's not when he posts it.

What are you talking about, I thought it was hilarious. I didn't delete it...it's still here somewhere in the abyss of posts.
Title: Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
Post by: MovieMan on May 03, 2013, 01:08:58 PM
What are you talking about, I thought it was hilarious. I didn't delete it...it's still here somewhere in the abyss of posts.

If you say so. I couldn't find it. If your source for the pic WAS the earlier post, then you know where you got it; if not your source, what a coincidence that you found the same pic somewhere out on the internet.
Title: Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
Post by: MovieMan on May 03, 2013, 01:48:47 PM
AHA !  I found it.

Once I knew that it was Alloro and not Travis who had originally posted the pic I did another advanced search and found the original pic here.

http://storageauctionforums.com/general-auction-talk/recent-finds-from-an-auction-in-brooklyn/msg23470/#msg23470

Apparently Travis took a copy of it (I guess or super coincidense has set in) and put it his photobucket so he could use it more easily. On his photobucket it has a different name than the one used by Alloro.


Title: Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
Post by: Travis on May 03, 2013, 02:35:18 PM
If you say so. I couldn't find it. If your source for the pic WAS the earlier post, then you know where you got it; if not your source, what a coincidence that you found the same pic somewhere out on the internet.

It's not that hard to find. Just search Google images for "naked guy in mirror on Craigslist." Unfortunately, you'll get a lot of results that you might not want to see.

I'm going to answer the question in advance because I know it's coming. I was searching for the image Alloro posted and that was the best description I could come up with....it worked, but I had to see a lot of things I didn't want to see in order to find it. I went into the trenches for guys.  :D
Title: Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
Post by: AnnieMae on May 03, 2013, 05:20:58 PM
It's not that hard to find. Just search Google images for "naked guy in mirror on Craigslist." Unfortunately, you'll get a lot of results that you might not want to see.

I was wondering what was so funny in that picture...now I get it. I didn't mind the Google image results for "naked guy in mirror on Craigslist."   ;)
Title: Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
Post by: mhuynh9 on September 01, 2013, 08:10:17 AM
Here is a great one.  My day job is the Food Manager for a Catholic Church and the their school.  Maybe I should put an ad like this one out there.

Here is a link to a better image

http://elitedaily.com/humor/the-bestworst-craigslist-ad-for-a-skinny-person-youll-ever-see/