Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads

I had some extra time to kill so I thought I would assemble the top ten worst for sale ads ever posted on Craigslist. Feel free to add to the collection. Just a warning in advance, some of these posts are inappropriate for children and would be considered offensive by some adults. If you don't have a sense of humor, turn away now.

I'm speechless for once.

I hoping he meant chip.

I have heard of people trying to pray the gay away, but I don't think you can pay the gay away.   

The guy who posted this was trying to sell his dining room table. You might have to stare at it a while to understand why it's funny.

The guy who posted this was trying to sell his dining room table. You might have to stare at it a while to understand why it's funny.

I won't give away the answer or the link to the first time you posted this. The newbies here might enjoy figuring it out.

Edit:  Looks like the original has been deleted, so everything OLD is NEW again ! 

Maybe he should have marketed it as a pPhone instead of an iPhone.

This one is so funny it had me in tears.

It's a little hard to read so I'll translate:  "Gently used mattress for Sale. The blood stains are not from a murder or nothin weird like that. Email if interested. Thanks!!"

                                                       


More Coming Soon....have to get some sleep.

This one is so funny it had me in tears.

It's a little hard to read so I'll translate:  "Gently used mattress for Sale. The blood stains are not from a murder or nothin weird like that. Email if interested. Thanks!!"

What cold be wierd about 20% of the mattress covered in blood stains?

I won't give away the answer or the link to the first time you posted this.

He didn't post it, I did. He thought it was inappropriate when I posted it, but I guess it's not when he posts it.

He didn't post it, I did. He thought it was inappropriate when I posted it, but I guess it's not when he posts it.

It's good to be the king !

He didn't post it, I did. He thought it was inappropriate when I posted it, but I guess it's not when he posts it.

What are you talking about, I thought it was hilarious. I didn't delete it...it's still here somewhere in the abyss of posts.

What are you talking about, I thought it was hilarious. I didn't delete it...it's still here somewhere in the abyss of posts.

If you say so. I couldn't find it. If your source for the pic WAS the earlier post, then you know where you got it; if not your source, what a coincidence that you found the same pic somewhere out on the internet.

AHA !  I found it.

Once I knew that it was Alloro and not Travis who had originally posted the pic I did another advanced search and found the original pic here.

http://storageauctionforums.com/general-auction-talk/recent-finds-from-an-auction-in-brooklyn/msg23470/#msg23470

Apparently Travis took a copy of it (I guess or super coincidense has set in) and put it his photobucket so he could use it more easily. On his photobucket it has a different name than the one used by Alloro.