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The Storage Locker => General Storage Auction Talk => Topic started by: MovieMan on October 23, 2013, 03:06:06 PM

Title: Birthday Greetings to Former Locker Owners
Post by: MovieMan on October 23, 2013, 03:06:06 PM

Birthday greetings I would send to former locker owners whose addresses I get in the locker I buy.

Feel free to contribute.

"Remember, those photos you kept for 20 years? I have them"

"Nice thong, but the stretch marks are a turn off"

"You want to pay me HOW MUCH to return -your- stuff to you"

Title: Re: Birthday Greetings to Former Locker Owners
Post by: alloro on October 23, 2013, 09:23:12 PM

"Want to buy some amateur porn? I think you know the main characters."
"Got any naked pictures of your wife? I do!"

Title: Re: Birthday Greetings to Former Locker Owners
Post by: HomeGrownPromos on October 24, 2013, 11:52:06 AM

Dear Mr. Smith,

After sifting through boxes upon boxes of tools, I didn't think you'd be the type to be into big black rubber sex toys..



Dear Ms. Smith,

When you soil in your underwear, it's best to just throw them away.

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