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Glendon's big Peni* in the Sky is coming for you!

Glendon's big Peni* in the Sky is coming for you!
« on: January 26, 2013, 10:29:50 PM »


Glendon is now reaching deep into the bag of tricks.

Hi



Yes the big Peni* in the Sky is coming for you!  Whether you are prepared or not, it is coming! The question is are you prepared? It is not a matter of it coming or not, it is a matter of when!

In 2003 a crew  tried to break into my warehouse, they were met by a .45 held by my partner and a "fully automatic weapon"   in the hands of yours truly, that we got out of a unit. Needless to say they ran like a bats out of hell and never came back!

Why?

We were prepared for the Big *enis moment, are you ?  The crew that is coming for you is the economy, the disruptive nature of technology and a growing segment of the world that wants middle class or better lifestyles.

The world is changing , are you?

For the last five months, I have worked on courses, training and other materials to help you think better, be better and if you desire, start a business.  Starting next week, there are two webinars to help further that aim.

How To Raise Money and How To Hustle on Craigslist

If you want to make a positive difference in your life, sign up today- this offer will self - destruct soon!

For the last few months- many people have asked about  the " Big Pe*is In The Sky " video in about a hour of so it will be reposted on Youtube- it grim, gritty and realistic, just like the world we live in!



Glendon

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Re: Glendon's big Peni* in the Sky is coming for you!
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2013, 10:55:40 PM »
What a moron.  :-[

First - Pimpin Craigslist

Next - The Porn is Always in the DVD player

And now this....this time he has gone too far. I realize he's just trying to get attention but this is just ridiculous. YouTube celebrities...what a joke.

Glendon, people want to know about storage auctions not what you dream about "in the sky."

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Re: Glendon's big Peni* in the Sky is coming for you!
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2013, 12:18:07 AM »
Glendon, people want to know about storage auctions not what you dream about "in the sky."

Who say his dream is to have it in his sky? :)

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Re: Glendon's big Peni* in the Sky is coming for you!
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2013, 12:30:12 AM »
Who say his dream is to have it in his sky? :)


Well, wherever he wants it is none of my business. Whatever Glendon is smoking must be good.

Re: Glendon's big Peni* in the Sky is coming for you!
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2013, 03:23:06 AM »
n this promo, Glendon chronicles the episode:  "In 2003 a crew  tried to break into my warehouse, they were met by a .45 held by my partner and a "fully automatic weapon"   in the hands of yours truly, that we got out of a unit. Needless to say they ran like a bats out of hell and never came back!"

Unfortunately, this appears to be Glendon's take on loss prevention.

 Perhaps that could be a new reality show.  "Buy it, get your guns ready, and then sell it."

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Re: Glendon's big Peni* in the Sky is coming for you!
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2013, 06:25:10 AM »
 :o Glendon's been watching too much Scarface. The only thing he shoots is YouTube videos.  :D

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Re: Glendon's big Peni* in the Sky is coming for you!
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2013, 11:10:18 AM »
I doubt Glendon is a millionaire. Yeah he sells some books but he probably makes an average income.

After the storage auction reality shows came out, I bet his books sold like hot cakes. He went out and bought himself a fancy new house but didn't realize that interest in storage auctions was going to decline.  He's probably mortgaged to his eyeballs. 

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Re: Glendon's big Peni* in the Sky is coming for you!
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2013, 11:23:26 AM »
Nobody rambles...I mean talks like Glendon does.

Re: Glendon's big Peni* in the Sky is coming for you!
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2013, 12:34:20 PM »
Im beginning to think im the only Glendon fan on the forum

im not sure where you got the gun thing from but this video was about the economy and how its changing and who is going to be left out in the cold

and i thought it was pretty good and gave me some food for thought as most of glendons videos do

Re: Glendon's big Peni* in the Sky is coming for you!
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2013, 05:58:48 PM »
To the Proclaimed Glendon fan: The post came directly from his mailing piece.

To the other posts:  I agree you have to protect your investments and personal property. However,  In this case he was appearing to use  an automatic weapon, as part of a business  or loss prevention strategy.  Personally, the Rambo mentality may be great for the big screen, but how can you man the gun 24/7? And how do you protect against theft from customers stealing on display merchandise? Or personnel moving merchandise within the warehouse or store? And what about the legal consequences of shooting people with an automatic weapon?

As far as I am concerned there are a lot of unanswered questions, that Glendon does not address. More important, for Glendon to show a blimp suggesting a large member, seems misguided.  There are many other  ways to suggest impending financial doom, and if Glendon would use a different approach, he might  attract rather than offend.



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Re: Glendon's big Peni* in the Sky is coming for you!
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2013, 01:44:33 PM »
More important, for Glendon to show a blimp suggesting a large member, seems misguided.  There are many other  ways to suggest impending financial doom, and if Glendon would use a different approach, he might  attract rather than offend.

The poster is right, he should have come up with a better title, something catchy like:

                  Economics in Ebonics


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