Valentines I would send to former locker owners

Here are some of mine. Feel free to contribute.

"Remember, those photos you kept for 20 years? I have them"

"Nice thong, but the stretch marks are a turn off"

"You want to pay me HOW MUCH to return -your- stuff to you"

"When are you defaulting on your next locker? Give me a call"

"Don't call me when you default on your next locker!"


Happy Valentine's Day to those who have fallen on hard times...may the times get better !

Happy Valentine's Day to those who have fallen on hard times...may the times get better !