Storage Auctions
The Storage Locker => General Storage Auction Talk => Topic started by: Travis on October 23, 2013, 01:20:20 PM
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You might be a hoarder if....
you collect toilet paper tubes
you have to ask yourself if you're a hoarder
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You don't remember what the top of you desk looks like
You know right where that thing is but it takes you an hour to move boxes to get to it
You know the dog is in here somewhere ???
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you make walking sideways look effortless
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If you have a working TV on top of a larger non working TV, and 40,000 cans in bags surrounding those TVs, and over 20 years of used pizza boxes on top of the cans, and clothes spanning from the 1940s-1980s on top of the pizza boxes, on top of the cans, on top of the TVs, and 87 cats burrowing into the pockets and sleeves of the clothes, and 38 years of a newspaper subscription on top of the clothes, the burrowed cats, the pizza boxes, the cans, and the TVs. Then you MIGHT be a hoarder..
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You know you're not a hoarder if you still have room to hide it. ;D
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You might be a hoarder if you are embarrassed when your friends want to stop by because they will see all the piles of stuff in your dining room and think you are a...well...a hoarder.
However, you are not a hoarder if you can prove to those same friends that the piles of stuff they see in your dining room today are not the same piles of stuff they saw the last time they visited.
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I think that it's funny when your friends think your a hoarder, but when they ask you if you have something they need you have it.
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if you have 7 tape measures but you take measurements using a string since you can't find any of them. (Personal experience)