Storage Auctions

The Storage Locker => General Storage Auction Talk => Topic started by: Travis on August 15, 2014, 01:10:27 PM

Title: You might be a storage auction addict if ...
Post by: Travis on August 15, 2014, 01:10:27 PM
You might be a storage auction addict if ...


You wear a box cutter on your belt.

Your spouse wakes you up and tells you that you were yelling $100!

You can't park a bicycle, let alone a car, in your garage.
Title: Re: You might be a storage auction addict if ...
Post by: bakerben on August 15, 2014, 07:40:51 PM
If you send Hooker Heels to your mom for her birthday because you got such a great deal on them.
Title: Re: You might be a storage auction addict if ...
Post by: bakerben on August 15, 2014, 07:44:25 PM
Your wife sends you to the store on saturday morning for feminine products, you go to a storage auction hoping to get score some in a unit.
Title: Re: You might be a storage auction addict if ...
Post by: Travis on August 15, 2014, 08:15:49 PM
You justify overspending by saying "you never know what's in the boxes."
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Post by: Cobia on August 16, 2014, 07:52:10 AM
Your wife sends you to the store on saturday morning for feminine products, you go to a storage auction hoping to get score some in a unit.

I can't tell you how often I hear "Be on the look out for toilet paper at the auction!"  :67:
Title: Re: You might be a storage auction addict if ...
Post by: Travis on August 16, 2014, 10:25:18 AM
All of the Christmas presents you give came from storage units.
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Post by: Millertime on August 17, 2014, 09:36:12 AM
You promise your wife you're done buying for a while and go to an auction the next day.
Title: Re: You might be a storage auction addict if ...
Post by: Travis on August 17, 2014, 11:47:39 AM
You promise your wife you're done buying for a while and go to an auction the next day.

Right! I've had to sneak out a few times myself.  Oh, and long time no see Millertime, how've you been?
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Post by: Millertime on August 19, 2014, 03:32:43 PM
Right! I've had to sneak out a few times myself.  Oh, and long time no see Millertime, how've you been?
Very busy with a lot of overtime at my regular job, buying and selling always, keeping up with 2 high schoolers, etc.
Pop in to read what's going on but not much time to chime in. Will try to jump in a little more often and thanks for asking.
Title: Re: You might be a storage auction addict if ...
Post by: Travis on August 19, 2014, 06:19:26 PM
Will try to jump in a little more often and thanks for asking.

That would be great. Glad to have you here.
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Post by: parksleyman on August 20, 2014, 12:11:01 PM
When you feel alone with your score and everyone else you know gave up on helping you sell your stuff from five units ago.
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Post by: alloro on August 21, 2014, 12:28:34 PM
You might be a storage auction addict if ...

Your overweight and aging wife rolls over and says, "let's have sex" and you say, "YUUUP."
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Post by: Travis on August 21, 2014, 01:00:20 PM
You might be a storage auction addict if ...

This is your family vehicle ...
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Post by: alloro on August 21, 2014, 01:15:38 PM
You might be a storage auction addict if ...

This is your garage at home...
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Post by: NewBuyer on August 21, 2014, 04:28:04 PM
You read posts here.

Title: Re: You might be a storage auction addict if ...
Post by: Travis on January 28, 2015, 08:52:07 AM
...the locals auctioneers surprise you with an intervention.
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Post by: alloro on January 28, 2015, 10:47:19 AM
...you have furniture made out of storage containers.
Title: Re: You might be a storage auction addict if ...
Post by: Travis on January 28, 2015, 05:37:19 PM
...this is your bank
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Post by: alloro on January 29, 2015, 01:38:00 AM
...this is your bank

...and this is your backyard.
Title: Re: You might be a storage auction addict if ...
Post by: Travis on January 29, 2015, 03:06:57 AM
...and this is your backyard.

LOL   :clap:
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Post by: theoddfind on January 31, 2015, 03:01:51 PM
When your daily worry is if you need new batteries for your flashlight.
Title: Re: You might be a storage auction addict if ...
Post by: Travis on January 31, 2015, 06:49:10 PM
When your daily worry is if you need new batteries for your flashlight.

...or whether you have enough locks with you.
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Post by: theoddfind on January 31, 2015, 07:32:42 PM
...or whether you have enough locks with you.

Wow mind reader I almost mentioned locks but erased it ;)
Title: Re: You might be a storage auction addict if ...
Post by: Travis on January 31, 2015, 11:13:02 PM
Wow mind reader I almost mentioned locks but erased it ;)

Great minds think alike.  :08:

Does it bother anybody else that the smileys have arms but no feet? Freaky!
Title: Re: You might be a storage auction addict if ...
Post by: Stiltman1 on February 03, 2015, 11:26:49 AM
Does it bother anybody else that the smileys have arms but no feet? Freaky!

I will look for some Prosthetic legs for them in my lockers I get
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Post by: fredgsanford on February 04, 2015, 06:11:40 PM
if when you discover you need something for yourself your first instinct is to check the legal notices