You might be a storage auction redneck....if

With thanks to Tom Litton (an auctioneer who recently went to that great storage facility in the sky  ) for this list.

Add to it if you like in subsequent posts.

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I have developed a list of original Redneck jokes about storage auctions.

1. "If your storage unit looks like this, (pointing to a junky locker), you might be a Red Neck!"

2. "If you do your Christmas shopping at storage auctions, you might be a Red Neck!"

3. "If you attend storage auctions just to buy your stuff back, you might be a Red Neck!"

4. "If you look at storage auction ads just to see if your in there, you might be a Red Neck!"

5. "If the auctioneer asks to see your ID and you show him your belt buckle, you might be a Red Neck!"

6. "If you attend storage auctions just to find a new 8 track tape player, you might be a Red Neck!"

7. "If you buy a toilet brush to use as a back scratcher at an auction, you might be a Red Neck!"

8. "If you bid five dollars on a unit with a cable spool in it so you can use it as a coffee table, you might be a Red Neck!"

9. "If you go to storage auctions just to check out the hot women, you might be a Red Neck!"

10. "If the auctioneer says "Sold to bubba for two hundred dollars" and four bidders begin to fight, you might be a Red Neck!"

If you hang around the auction just to see what's in the dumpster after the lockers are cleaned out...

I found a dirt bike next to a storage facility dumpster. Loaded it up, put it on Craigslist and 2 hours later I had $80 more in my pocket. 

I'm going to start a new topic about this. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has found dumpster treasure.