To the poster  of this topic, why did you bid and buy the unit, did you need a new mattress.  Thats sort of gross dude.  Sleeping in their lovin

My affection for Brandy is obvious? well like Duh, i'm madly in love with that woman and you just wait, one day she will dump that wannabe gangsta Jarrod and I will swoop right in, flex this bicep a time or two and next thing you know you will be seeing  me with Brandy at the auctions because in the divorce, she will get the store.  I will probably have to whip Jarrod a time or two to get him in line and out of our life but this should be no problem.  I think he was scared of Dave Hester of all people.  He started smack talking Yupp man and the yupp man told him make his move and Jarrod backed down like the little chick he is, yes BRANDY SHALL BE MINE! And on weekends Barry and me will go golfing, brandy will ride in my cart and I will dip my cigars in a little Brandy.  God shes gonna love me.

Yeah I guess I was mainly just being irritating, was in one of those moods ya know?  So I apologize to you guys because regardless what I say or believe about the show I do watch it. Heck I will sit and watch a 4 hour marathon straight of it.  But to the last person that responded to my post about the choice of words and when and how they should be used, man you're nuts.  And you guys are wrong about me never ever going to have a chance to meet brandy because you know who I am really?  I'm the guy that bid squeezing that rubber chicken in that one episode.  I waked  by Brandy and said morning, little snot didn't even respond and Jarrod said , 'good way to get knocked out brother', so I just dropped my chicken and said, 'Knock me out jARROD, here I am, knock me out?  The little fella in the black pants that come down below the knees turned around and walked off. but you know what kind of pants I talk about, same kind of pants gang bangers wear.   I will have Brandy one day and when I hit that mment, I will squeeze that chicken to deathl  Me and Barry went drinking after the auction, man that is one cool dudee and incredibly funny and another tip about him, he is worth about 25 million, the storage room auctions, thats why he throws everything away but collecttibles, the man needs nothing.   Now don't know why Hester ain[t been on but if its over that yupp lawsuuit, how stupie.  how eo people get patents on words?  OKk, I want the patent on GET ER DONE so I can sue that fat hillbilly comment.
thank you for listening and god bless, I need a biscuit with some jam and white gravy on it.  LATER my new FRIENDS!

and they call be pappa pump because I am the bomb, that fater son team from the indian tribe, his biceps I chuckle at, mine double his and i'd whip hip arm wrastlin any day.  and his son looks like he uses a elephant gun.  The ones that impress me most is Liz and I can't believe I keep forgetting her partners name because I would turn cajun to marry that little hunny.  man shes hotter than a firecracker, hahaha,get it?  its the 4th of july and i made a firework reference.  oh well, barry would have gotten it.
hahaha,Barry likes his Cigars dipped in Brandy sometimes.  I bet she would rather be with Barry than that want to be Jarrod.  Jarrod , brother, god learn how to dress, you look like a fool while your wife always looks gorgeous.

They slid the door open and there it was, about a 90 year old chest that Barry always likes to buy. So in his honor I bid on the locker and wow, I got the locker for 275 dollars.  After clearing my path to the trunk, I drug it ut and man it was heavy so I knew it wasn't empty.  I said a little prayer and then opened the chest.  WOW, to my amazement it was loaded with money,  I shut it real fast so nobody could see what was in it.  I finally got a guy to help me lift it and put it in back of my truck and hurried home, then my neighbor helped me get it off and and we put it in my garage and I told him it was locked and was gonna have to have a locksmith come open it.  Once he left, I opened it and began counting and it took most of the night.  When I finished I couldn't believe it, I had $22,478,360.00 dollars.  I suspect it was a mob locker.  I'm living my life in fear now but think I am going to move to the french riverara.  22 million!!!!!.......OK, now if you believe this,then you are stupid enough to believe that show is real and that the lockers are not sprinkled with goodies in some lockers,garbage in others. The show is a hoax and some are dumb enough to believe it.  Some of those lockers where they profit 30K, i'm just so sure owners of lockers  like that leave them and say heck with it, I don't need that 30K.  That said, the show is still one of my favorites for one reason. BARRY.  That guy should have his own variety show , he cracks me up, he has to be a millionaire with all those bad rides he shows up in(that is if they are really his).   So if he is that rich he should just outbid Dave on every locker.  Jarrod and Brandy are not believeable because why would a honey like that marry a want to be thug like Jarrod?  hmmmm, guess thats all, so i'm going to go on out to my garage and roll around in my 22million.  Oh one more thing, owners of thes locker complex's are usually scum of the earth so any locker that goes past due , i'm sure they open them up and steal anything of value out of them. lmao, some of you are so gullible.

I doubt Hester is broke, I doubt any of them on the show are struggling as I imagine the show itself pays them all a hefty sum to be on the show.
With that said, I have trouble believing in this show, that people would do things like leave a safe in a locker that Jarrod go that had all those coins in it. REALLY?  People just say 'ah heck with that 4000 dollars worth of coins, I will just let the locker be auctioned off. Maybe i'm wrong but it is hard to believe. and i saw someone once say it couldn't be real because the only ones that won the lockers were the people on the show and I couldn't believe someone could be so stupid. I am sure other people win lockers also but have you ever heard about EDITING where they are only going to show the people on the show when they win lockers?  Finally, Dave, why do you have to be such a jerk?  Jarrod should have knocked you out that one show.   You come across as a very unhappy man.  No wife I assume?  Are you just lonely and have no friends.  Now Barry, what an amazing individual, such a wonderful attitude towards life and he truly makes this show entertaining.  YUPP he does.