My Father in law is an old school ex-cop kind of guy. He's the kind the hates gay marriage, mixed marriages, welfare programs...well you get the idea. He's also a diehard Red Sox fan and I a NY Yankees fan. We've been busting balls over that since the day we met. So today he posts a sectional sofa for sale on Craigslist for $300, to which I responded anonymously twice. 

Here's my first inquiry:
Would you take $25 for it?

I was about to offer $50 but then I noticed the Francona book lying there
and figured your standards weren't that high.

Here's my second one:
Hey mon, how is goin... Iz wondrin if this is a firm sofa. Ever since the
bambino came out me and the ol lady dont get much alone time in the sack cuz
the bambino is in ther. So Iz figurin that when its sleepin I could bang the
ol lady on this sofa if its firm.

Can Iz get a deal on it if Iz pays wit food stamps?

Something tells me if he ever responds it won't be to make a deal.

http://money.cnn.com/2014/05/07/real_estate/detroit-home-auctions/index.html

Detroit started auctioning the first of dozens of vacant homes this week, and buyers snatched up single family houses for about $30,000.

This is why they say, "No Smoking" at the auctions.

http://www.gazette-tribune.com/news/atf-and-fbi-seize-items-from-storage-locker/67530/

extraspace.com/news/post/2014/03/31/Joshua-Self-Stroage-Auction-to-Benefit-Skydiving-Accident-Victim.aspx

All proceeds from the auction went to help 16-year old Makenzie Wethington who was hurt during a skydiving accident and had no insurance? (Hmm, Obamacare anyone?)

So when is the site being switched to this new blazing fast dedicated server we've been told about?

So what happened to the talk of Joe P. showing up here, and what happened to his sub-forum?

"It's become a moving holiday tradition to honor the nation's war dead."

"But now, donations may be falling short as thousands of graves could go without a wreath decorating their headstones ahead of the holidays in Arlington National Cemetery."

http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/07/us/arlington-wreath-donations/index.html

waastore.3dcartstores.com/Sponsorships_c_9.html

Buck up people, our fallen soldiers are being overlooked. I just did the 2 wreath donation for $30. Don't wait too long, they need to ship them from Maine to Arlington by this Saturday. Pass this story and the links on to everyone you know.