Storage Auctions
The Storage Locker => Reality Shows about Storage Auctions => Topic started by: monkeybusiness on January 07, 2012, 11:24:01 PM
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I think we should write our own script.I will start it and everyone just continue it.
He went into the locker that he just bought for 450 dollars.Its more than he wanted to pay but the one thing caught his eye.It was.......................
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I think we should write our own script.I will start it and everyone just continue it.
He went into the locker that he just bought for 450 dollars.Its more than he wanted to pay but the one thing caught his eye.It was.......................
.....those two totes marked "Rare Bennie Baby's"....and he knew that he'd hit the jackpot because he had heard from his co-worker that they bring $5 each on FeeBay........
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He went into the locker that he just bought for 450 dollars.Its more than he wanted to pay but the one thing caught his eye.It was.......................
.....those two totes marked "Rare Bennie Baby's"....and he knew that he'd hit the jackpot because he had heard from his co-worker that they bring $5 each on FeeBay........
As he opened the first tote he realized his folly, as they were in fact Bennie Baby's and not the Beanie babies that had the market in a uproar. He continued to dig through and found an old foot locker. He broke the tiny diary style lock and opened it to discover.............
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old shoes, boots, and dirty socks!
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He continued to dig through and found an old foot locker. He broke the tiny diary style lock and opened it to discover.............
.....antique air from 1952 and a note that said......
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......take care of this 1950 penny, it brought me good luck last year. After reading this, he started digging frantically through more boxes looking for a rare lost coin collection to go with his 1950 wheat penny, but all that he found was.....
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........a large stainless steel crockpot that was missing it's lid, and a........
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Broken wooden spoon. But out of the corner of his eye, lodged underneath the stained and slightly smelly mattress he noticed a....
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Jewelry box that was full of......
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Watches from china that were broke and some vintage 2000's costume jewelry......
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Watches from china that were broke and some vintage 2000's costume jewelry......
He quickly turned to run to the truck to get his loupe to check out the "Vintage" gold tone jewels
all marked 14K....and his right foot got caught in the power cord of the Dewoo microwave, jerking
it off the washer/dryer combo(missing knobs) and when it hit the concrete, the door popped open exposing
the pristine interior with that 1" thick, 2yr old food splatter....looking at it closer, hell it looks like a Jackson Pollock...
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....looking at it closer, hell it looks like a Jackson Pollock...
so...he sold it to the producers of Storage Wars Texas (for $75) so they could include it in a locker of particle board furniture that was already broken down. Lesa "Bring It !"... took it to an art dealer who bought it from her for $10, 500 to put with his real Jackson Pollock work. After that he went back to the locker and found a crust of bread that looked like the image of.....
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so...he sold it to the producers of Storage Wars Texas (for $75) so they could include it in a locker of particle board furniture that was already broken down. Lesa "Bring It !"... took it to an art dealer who bought it from her for $10, 500 to put with his real Jackson Pollock work. After that he went back to the locker and found a crust of bread that looked like the image of.....
John Lennon. But since he was only 22 years old, he didn't recognize it and simply swept it away, But while searching the unit for a dust pan he tripped over a.....................
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large black sex toy sitting next to a stack of porno. ::) After he got up and he noticed a hand sticking out from a pile of clothes that were disturbed during his fall. It was at that point that he realized that the 50's wheat penny really had brought him luck. He moved the clothing to discover a life size blow up doll with her arms and mouth wide open. He was so excited because he knew that he would never be alone again. He placed one of the rings from the box of costume jewelry on her finger then began gathering.................
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He placed one of the rings from the box of costume jewelry on her finger then began gathering.................
...old auction listings from a Texas source he believed in; he figured he could just call up each of the facilities he was interested in on his own but at that exact moment.....
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He decided to call Barry from Storge Wars to go on a double date with his knew found love.He dialed the number and instead of Barry he got ..........
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......Jarrod. He quickly hung up the phone. He decided to keep his new love to himself. So he returned to his locker to look through the pile of musty smelling clothes and found.......
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......Jarrod. He quickly hung up the phone. He decided to keep his new love to himself. So he returned to his locker to look through the pile of musty smelling clothes and found.......
a deflated MALE blow up doll. It was then that he realized his true love had been cheating on him. He sat back as a single tear rolled down his cheek and realized that the male doll bore a striking resemblance to.........
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Dave!!! so he threw the inflatable doll in the trash bag he had lying around and moves up to the back and finds a box that is marked sterling, he opens it up and whole bunch of silver glimmer hit his eyes! He says whoa!! Score!!!! then he humps his leg over a bunch of junk and walks to the truck in excitement.
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A metal pedal car that was made in 2005 and thinking it was made in the 1940's. uggg
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Dave!!! so he threw the inflatable doll in the trash bag he had lying around and moves up to the back and finds a box that is marked sterling, he opens it up and whole bunch of silver glimmer hit his eyes! He says whoa!! Score!!!! then he humps his leg over a bunch of junk and walks to the truck in excitement.
Once in the sunlight he looks closer at the lovely silver glimmer only to discover it is tinsel covering Christmas ornaments.
Have to look again, has to be A WOW FACTOR in there. "What was that hunk of junk I crawled over?"
A metal pedal car that was made in 2005 and thinking it was made in the 1940's. uggg
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He kicked the worthless car and the wheel flew off. It broke the glass on the five foot tall curio cabinet. The top shelf, which was a mirror fell out and shattered. He thought to himself, "Does the seven years of bad luck cancel the lucky penny?" He flopped down on the nearest seat but was jabbed in the butt by a.......
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A garden gnome with a gold chain & medallion around his neck.The medallion read he who sets me free will get....
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A garden gnome with a gold chain & medallion around his neck.The medallion read he who sets me free will get....
2 wishes and a......
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2 wishes and a......
free taco from Jack in the Box, but only if you act now (tax not included). Befuddled, he set the gnome down and shouted "I wish I'd never bought this blasted locker." Suddenly a voice boomed down and said "That's one!" "NO!!!!" he shouted. Just then...................
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free taco from Jack in the Box, but only if you act now (tax not included). Befuddled, he set the gnome down and shouted "I wish I'd never bought this blasted locker." Suddenly a voice boomed down and said "That's one!" "NO!!!!" he shouted. Just then...................
a good fairy came down and bopped him on the head and said Little rabbit foo foo stop scooping up the gnomes and bopping them in the head or............
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or...I'm gonna make you smoke some more of that stuff that allowed you to see me and the gnome in the first place. It was then, he realized that he was just hallucinating. It had all been a sham. He was laying on his sofa covered in dirty bong water. After a couple of tokes, he had passed out watching an episode of Storage Wars. Everything he found in that locker locker was all a dream. He hadn't been to the auctions in months because he was broke; that one locker he bought that turned out to be the garbage hoarders unit had crippled his cash flow. But he wasn't going to take it lying down. He got off of the couch, put on his tight whites and wife beater and .................
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or...I'm gonna make you smoke some more of that stuff that allowed you to see me and the gnome in the first place. It was then, he realized that he was just hallucinating. It had all been a sham. He was laying on his sofa covered in dirty bong water. After a couple of tokes, he had passed out watching an episode of Storage Wars. Everything he found in that locker locker was all a dream. He hadn't been to the auctions in months because he was broke; that one locker he bought that turned out to be the garbage hoarders unit had crippled his cash flow. But he wasn't going to take it lying down. He got off of the couch, put on his tight whites and wife beater and .................
Declared he was going to be the new Darrell bidder in his home town, seeing as he looked the part, he might as well play the part. Now all he needed was seed money again so he............
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Declared he was going to be the new Darrell bidder in his home town, seeing as he looked the part, he might as well play the part. Now all he needed was seed money again so he............
went and filed his taxes claiming 6 kids and his dog. Now waiting on the rapid refund check to clear. Then will start trying to find.........