This just reminded me of another delivery story. Not a gone bad story, just kinda funny. Hope I didn't already post about this on another topic. Had a sofabed for sale. Woman calls several times over several days saying she definitely wants it because she needs more sleeping space but never makes it out with all kinds of excuses. We really wanted it gone (it was flowered and we really never thought we'd manage to sell it). We were going to be in her area so we called and offered to just deliver it. She was very happy and gave us her address. It was a mobile home park. We get there and finally find her singlewide and she yells out the door to just put it by the fence. OK...so we do and she peeks out the door again and says "oh, I need to pay you". A few moments later she comes out, hands us a debit card and says "there's a machine in Safeway, my password is Jill go pay yourself". OK....off we go to the atm machine and got our money, printed a receipt for her, took the card back. We go up to her door and inside are a bunch of older folks obviously living there with her. I'm guessing this sofabed was going to be the bed for 3 or 4 of them in 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' style.