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Bodies found in garage, storage unit after funeral director's suicide


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Re: Bodies found in garage, storage unit after funeral director's suicide
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2014, 12:29:44 PM »
When the deceased's loved ones told the funeral director they wanted them buried, I don't think they meant under his personal belongings in a storage unit.

I heard the storage facility had a waiting list for new customers. People were just dying to get in.

I'm here all week folks.

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Re: Bodies found in garage, storage unit after funeral director's suicide
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2014, 01:38:22 PM »
The director was often seen stopping by the storage unit for a cold one.

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Re: Bodies found in garage, storage unit after funeral director's suicide
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2014, 03:44:56 PM »
And he was known for stiff ing the bartender.

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Re: Bodies found in garage, storage unit after funeral director's suicide
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2014, 05:37:18 PM »
He tried picking one up with a bad line and got the cold shoulder.

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Re: Bodies found in garage, storage unit after funeral director's suicide
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2014, 05:47:48 PM »
He tried picking one up with a bad line and got the cold shoulder.

The rejection was just too much so he quickly departed. 

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Re: Bodies found in garage, storage unit after funeral director's suicide
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2014, 05:55:24 PM »
He was offered a small piece of ass, butt he left tit behind.

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Re: Bodies found in garage, storage unit after funeral director's suicide
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2014, 06:36:01 PM »
He was offered a small piece of ass, butt he left tit behind.

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Re: Bodies found in garage, storage unit after funeral director's suicide
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2014, 02:40:59 AM »
Well, I got to admit I did have a good laugh after chancing upon this funny thread. Should I feel bad? I mean, it is another personís demise that we are talking about right? Nevertheless, the important message has indeed been passed across. As storage owners, we should be checking carefully what our customers are storing in their units. Even though it could feel like an intrusion of their privacy, I think it is even more important to prevent an unwanted crime scene and get us jeopardized in a sensitive situation.

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Re: Bodies found in garage, storage unit after funeral director's suicide
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2014, 09:06:47 AM »
Well, I got to admit I did have a good laugh after chancing upon this funny thread. Should I feel bad?

No, I don't think so. Our humor can be a little morbid at times, but I assure you, not laughing about the strange things that happen in life would be the real casualty.


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