Farm hand

Ok so before I didnt have a job but my pops pressuref me into getting one. Well I work for a milk farm and I got probably the dirtiest job eben more dirtier then storage auctions. I am a milker. I stand behind the cows clean the utters put the sucking machine on there utters and get crapped on in the process. Its a crap job literally but its a job to pay bills and get me some more money faster to buy more units.
Best part is is my boss actually used to do storage auctions. So hes cutting me a brake when ineed a day off to get them plus letting me switch shifts when I need to for auctions.

Wow. Never thought about being crapped on while doing that. I'm sure you're closer to cows than most men can dream about.

I have most every guys dream. I get to play with hundreds of womens nipples and milk them and everything. Best part is its legal and I can do it everyday lol.

Haha very funny movieman. Thanks for shootin down how I look at my job now im going to have to figure out a way to look at it again so I can handle being crapped on again.

I have seen women that are cows but ive also seen cows that are more of a women then some women are.

Gotta do what you gotta do!

Maybe you can start your own social wed site called Teeter

Well after a week of working as a milker I quit after being crapped on 2 times and today I got a golden shower from a cow I hope I eat as a big fat juicy steak.

But I also applied for another job and got an interview tomorrow. But I also had a question. The job is cleaning out forclosed and evicted homes. The question is is can you keep anything of value in there... Say furniture antiques jewelry or any of the such? Just thinking if i get this job its good pay coupled with being able to resell what I can find would be great. Anyone got any experience in this area or can give me an idea?

I do do what I have to do to get by. Being crapped on by a cow isnt so bad as its mostly hay and grain. Being peed on well it sprays and its just not worth it.

Thanks for the tip movieman I didnt think to do a general search.

Well after I quit my job as a milker I went and got a job cleaning out forclosers. Talked to the boss about keeping items. he said as long as I split the money on them theres no problem. Well today got a chest/bench, 2 chairs, old antique tins, mini shop vac, name brand clothes ( mudd, and others) tuns of toys few antique gas cans and tuns of other stuff. Im lookin at easily making a few hundred off these items in the city. Plus I still get paid. Cant beat double dippin in the book and free gas for jobs. Still lookin for auctions but waiting on some paychecks for the big lkrs.

Sounds like a win,win.Good luck!!

Well after I quit my job as a milker I went and got a job cleaning out forclosers. Talked to the boss about keeping items. he said as long as I split the money on them theres no problem. Well today got a chest/bench, 2 chairs, old antique tins, mini shop vac, name brand clothes ( mudd, and others) tuns of toys few antique gas cans and tuns of other stuff. Im lookin at easily making a few hundred off these items in the city. Plus I still get paid. Cant beat double dippin in the book and free gas for jobs. Still lookin for auctions but waiting on some paychecks for the big lkrs.

Hey Terrorbow, that is one of the many things I want to get into. Think you can get some info from your boss on the process of finding eviction/forclosure homes to clean and fix?