I sell Life Insurance

I am an independent life insurance agent so I can find the right policy for you. I found insurance for an overweight, smoking, high blood pressure, helicopter pilot once! Seriously, he flew a helicopter for a living and that is not something the insurance companies want to see.

So, if you want to look into life insurance, please PM me. I have 13 years of experience.

Thanks!
Paul

We spend our free time at storage auctions and a storage auction forum.
We have to life.   

We spend our free time at storage auctions and a storage auction forum.
We have to life.   

Do you mean we have no life?

Um.....yeah.   


D*mn iPad.  Always changing words on me.

The other day I typed 'decided' three times and my ipad kept changing it to 'deciples'.  But even worse it underlined it like it was spelled wrong and offered "No Suggestions".    WTF!?   YOU changed it you stupid ipad! 

However, I love damnyouautocorrect(dot)com/. So at least apples stupidity offers me entertainment. 

I hear you. A few weeks ago I was supposed to be meeting a lady at a storage unit and I sent her a text message using the voice recognition software. I asked her "are you driving there now?" and I think it translated the message to something like "Are you dying there now?" Needless to say she didn't show up.