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Title: Funny Quote
Post by: Travis on September 20, 2014, 05:26:42 PM

Saw this funny quote today, just thought I'd share it.

"Over 90% of all computer problems can be traced back to the interface between the keyboard and the chair."

Anyone else have any funny quotes?

Title: Re: Funny Quote
Post by: alloro on September 20, 2014, 10:31:48 PM

The Ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by professionals.

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Post by: House of Treasures on September 25, 2014, 04:36:19 PM

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Ronald Reagan

Title: Re: Funny Quote
Post by: Travis on September 25, 2014, 05:06:41 PM

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

Title: Re: Funny Quote
Post by: alloro on September 26, 2014, 12:30:39 AM

Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back.

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Post by: janette on November 17, 2014, 06:13:35 PM

Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.

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Post by: JasonAK on November 25, 2014, 03:51:45 AM

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.  :57:

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Post by: JasonAK on November 25, 2014, 03:52:45 AM

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

Title: Re: Funny Quote
Post by: alloro on November 26, 2014, 12:00:42 PM

Thanks to my wife I now have $1 million in the bank. Before I met her I had two.

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