Who's the funniest person on the forum?

Who's the funniest person on the forum?

My vote is for Alloro...he cracks me up with his dry wit.

Glendon Cameron!! 

Glendon Cameron!! 

The question wasn't who is the laughingstock of the forum.

So two men walk into a bar.
One's okay but the other has a bad concussion......   

So two men walk into a bar.
One's okay but the other has a bad concussion......   

Stick to buying storage units. 

so I'm at this auction... two rivals ( who surprising as it may seem are TURTLES!)have just gotten into a bidding war over a unit... they're going hot and heavy,words getting louder and more irritable,,, it turns to shouting,,, then shoving..........................when the cops show up, 1st they see two overturned turtles on their back shells, trying to wriggle and rock themselves upright, still cussing & screaming .... then they see the manager ( who happens to be a SNAIL!) looking shocked ,dismayed and extremely anxious over the recent events... cops say "What Happened?"... the Snail Manager says................. "HUH?..WHU..WHAT?...uh I Dunno...really not sure...it all happened SO FAST!!!"

cops say "What Happened?"... the Snail Manager says................. "HUH?..WHU..WHAT?...uh I Dunno...really not sure...it all happened SO FAST!!!"

I love it!

Being that I've got experience in being funny on stage...

Here's a teaser joke for you...

Why do women wear make up and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell bad..


It's my son's favorite joke!


Speaking of Glendon Cameron.. I checked out about 3 minutes of a YouTube video.. how does that guy have "followers"? He can't put together a decent sentence..

Being that I've got experience in being funny on stage...

Why do women wear make up and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell bad..

This certainly explains why you got into the storage auction business.

Here is my favorite lame joke.

A Panda walks into a bar. Orders some food, pulls out a gun and starts shooting, then walks out the door.

Next day, the Panda came back. Has his meal, fires of a few shots and walks out.

A guy sitting at the bar asked the bartender what the Panda's problem was. The bartender said, that's just what Pandas do. Confused, the guy decided to look up Pandas in the encyclopedia. He opened the encyclopedia to the page about Pandas which read:

The Panda is a bear native to central-western and south western China that eats shoots and leaves.   

Here's another lame joke..

A priest, a rabbi and a horse walk into a bar. The horse lays a very loud, very long fart. The priest looks at the bartender and says, "Oh my, my son, I am so sorry. That was very impolite." The bartender says, "It's okay Father. I thought it was the horse."