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Opened the box and .... Awww Noooo!

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Opened the box and .... Awww Noooo!
« on: July 20, 2013, 12:22:14 AM »
Yup, opened a small box yesterday and found a pink "toy" and a whip.   :(

I don't care how long you've been in this business, your stomach still turns every time you find someone else's used sex toys. To make it even worse, it was a guy's unit.   :(

Re: Opened the box and .... Awww Noooo!
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2013, 02:36:08 PM »
A few months ago I bought 4 lockers. One of them was a guy's unit and I found tools, garage stuff (oil, screws, etc.), a bunch of religious stuff, and 5 big black floppy... toys..

Also bought a unit that was mother/daughter property. Daughter had her name written on everything. Lots of women's clothes, perfumes, lingerie, and a strap on..  :-\

Re: Opened the box and .... Awww Noooo!
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2013, 07:59:05 PM »
You have to have a good command of the English language to avoid utter vulgarity. For example, when the wife and I are talking about sexy time in front of the kids.. Not necessarily about us, but just in general.. We always use the term "baking cookies". So our conversations go like this, "You know, it's been a while since we baked cookies." Or, "Helen said that ever since Harvey got that job they don't bake cookies as often."

Re: Opened the box and .... Awww Noooo!
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2013, 07:59:48 AM »
I bought a locker Friday.. a womans apartment..nice furniture , kitchen cookware & accessories, clothing of course ... and .. several NEW in the box adult toys ... I sold everything except the toys within 24 hours... I'm a top rated seller on ebay and have an excellent reputation.. I do NOT want to list any items that need to be placed in the "Adult" category... my question is How Do I get Rid of these 6 items?? any suggestions?

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Re: Opened the box and .... Awww Noooo!
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2013, 11:42:47 AM »
Bought a unit earlier this year that belonged to a gay man. In the bottom of a box was a variable speed, oscillating toy. I wish I had a picture of my wife's face as she said " wow, that's big ". Happily, these finds have been rare for us.

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Re: Opened the box and .... Awww Noooo!
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2013, 12:01:17 PM »
Happily, these finds have been rare for us.

You're lucky.

My worst find was a collection of adult DVDs focused on women 70 plus.

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« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2013, 10:37:03 PM »
You're lucky.

My worst find was a collection of adult DVDs focused on women 70 plus.

Sounds like you watched them all just to make sure................ :D

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Re: Opened the box and .... Awww Noooo!
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2013, 10:51:10 PM »
Sounds like you watched them all just to make sure................ :D

Nope, never made it past the first DVD cover. Perhaps I was just naive at the time, but I didn't even know that kind of porn existed.

Storage auctions have warped my fragile little mind.   :'(

Re: Opened the box and .... Awww Noooo!
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2013, 10:24:30 PM »
You're lucky.

My worst find was a collection of adult DVDs focused on women 70 plus.

I once had to clean out a car from a man who passed away.  His trunk was full of magazines of women with Abnormally freakishly large breasts.  (Some of them had wheeled carts to push them around...)  They went straight in to the trash.  I regret having thrown them out today.  Darn sure that collection would have fetched a pretty penny from some sick-o.

Re: Opened the box and .... Awww Noooo!
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2013, 08:21:18 AM »
An*l beads and *****s are just a part of this business. The last locker I bought, the lady was a huge collector of dolphins. She had everything from dolphin lamps, figurines, lighters, bathroom sets, pictures etc. They seemed to match her dolphin *****s perfectly. I was honestly shocked to find out they make *****s to model animals, but a dolphin of all things.


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Re: Opened the box and .... Awww Noooo!
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2013, 10:24:31 PM »
Update: so, when we were cleaning out the unit last week, we also found a pair of studded leather underwear that the "toy" attaches to. Upon further inspection, we noticed that the "toy" was partially melted. How does that happen? Battery malfunction? Friction?

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« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2013, 04:10:55 PM »
Update: so, when we were cleaning out the unit last week, we also found a pair of studded leather underwear that the "toy" attaches to. Upon further inspection, we noticed that the "toy" was partially melted. How does that happen? Battery malfunction? Friction?

Baking cookies on the stove is never a good idea...

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Re: Opened the box and .... Awww Noooo!
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2013, 10:51:06 PM »
Update: so, when we were cleaning out the unit last week, we also found a pair of studded leather underwear that the "toy" attaches to. Upon further inspection, we noticed that the "toy" was partially melted. How does that happen? Battery malfunction? Friction?

2nd update:
This morning, the guy who won the unit I was selling on OnlineStorageAuctions.com called me and wanted to come clean out the unit. (Transaction went perfect by the way.) So, when he got to the storage facility, he and his two friends get out of the car and start looking through the unit. It hadn't been 30 seconds before he told me he was gay, introduced me two his 2 boyfriends and asked if I was gay. I replied no, I'm unhappily married.  :D  These guys were over the top gay. Like YMCA gay. It didn't bother me or anything, it's just not my thing. They were a trip though and they got a real kick out of the adult toys that were in the unit.

Re: Opened the box and .... Awww Noooo!
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2013, 08:12:23 AM »
You re-sold a unit you had already scanned over? Seems unethical.

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Re: Opened the box and .... Awww Noooo!
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2013, 09:09:34 AM »
You re-sold a unit you had already scanned over? Seems unethical.

What?  Just because he took out all the best stuff and left the rest for someone else?

Actually, there would be a market for the leftovers, but it would be marginal compared to the goodies that were removed. I didn't look  at the ad but if it wasn't misleading in either text or pictures, it is just another locker up for sale and the fact it was offered online is just another negative in my opinion.



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