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Things that make you go Humm...

Things that make you go Humm...
« on: September 16, 2014, 03:21:22 PM »
got a unit with Tools, and work stuff.. In a bucket along with a reciprocating saw (no blade on it) was a black negligee, all silk and lace.. 

Can't want to see what else this locker holds.. 

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Re: Things that make you go Humm...
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2014, 04:28:01 PM »
In a bucket along with a reciprocating saw (no blade on it) was a black negligee, all silk and lace.. 

Hmm, a negligee missing a body and a saw missing a blade. See any blood on the saw?

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Re: Things that make you go Humm...
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2014, 09:56:22 PM »
Last year, I bought a manly unit. Inside was a Camaro, tools, brush guard, BBQ pit, work clothes, boots, hard hats and a black studded strap on.  :smiley_confused1:

Re: Things that make you go Humm...
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2014, 08:09:27 AM »
You win.. So far...  I pulled the owners name up on google and public records..  Seems more interesting... His brother was a murder(per a google article in the papers he said hsi brother was "human garbage", he was divorced (wonder why) and not paying child support, and evicted..   

The black studded thingy McBob has me beat still though!!

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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2014, 10:17:10 AM »
and a black studded strap on.

Well that certainly explains why you're currently not living alone.  :whoo:

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Re: Things that make you go Humm...
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2014, 10:54:19 AM »
Well that certainly explains why you're currently not living alone.  :whoo:

I'm not exactly sure what that's supposed to mean, but please don't elaborate. And FYI, it went in the trash. Didn't think it would be appropriate to post on Craigslist. Knowing my luck, some kid would do a search for "toy" and I'd get a call from an irate parent.

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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2014, 12:23:11 PM »
You know I jokingly call the TOY Boyfriends.. or BoB (battery operated boyfriends)..  I feel for them.. I mean how would you like to go from be loved and taken care of, to being thrown into a Coach knock off purse, your new home raided, you thrown into a dumpster, along with your purse...  Assuming it was a knock off and not a real coach, where you would be evicted from it with a pair of gloves, thrown into the dumpster with dirty underwear from the same unit  or worse other units.. and the purse sold to unsuspecting people on Craigslist.

How could the woman be so heartless as to abandon poor Bob....

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Re: Things that make you go Humm...
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2014, 03:31:08 PM »
You know I jokingly call the TOY Boyfriends.. or BoB (battery operated boyfriends)..  I feel for them.. I mean how would you like to go from be loved and taken care of, to being thrown into a Coach knock off purse, your new home raided, you thrown into a dumpster, along with your purse...  Assuming it was a knock off and not a real coach, where you would be evicted from it with a pair of gloves, thrown into the dumpster with dirty underwear from the same unit  or worse other units.. and the purse sold to unsuspecting people on Craigslist.

How could the woman be so heartless as to abandon poor Bob....

I'm speechless...for once.

Re: Things that make you go Humm...
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2014, 09:23:35 PM »
Last year, I bought a manly unit. Inside was a Camaro, tools, brush guard, BBQ pit, work clothes, boots, hard hats and a black studded strap on.  :smiley_confused1:

We all have to have our naughty little pleasures, Travis!

That said, despite having only gotten a locker here and there, I still manage to find my oddities.

* Bought a box of old tobacco, spice and makeup tins from the 20s-70s to resell on eBay and at the flea market, only to find a sealed container of gun powder at the bottom of the box along with a few bullets.

* Coyote pelt in a box of stuffed animals, obviously well loved by some child; pelt was in alright condition, but it makes me wonder if it wasn't also a "child's" toy

* "Adult" themed books such as 50 Shades (and worse) in boxes of books which often also contain bibles, religious books, childrens' books, etc.

You're still the winner on this one though. Didn't someone on here recently find a sex machine/automated ***** or what have you in a locker?

Re: Things that make you go Humm...
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2014, 09:24:32 AM »
I find a lot of loose ammo . found a half used box of .40's in the last one and 6 - 20 gauge shotgun shells.

Re: Things that make you go Humm...
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2014, 03:08:31 PM »
Last year, I bought a manly unit. Inside was a Camaro, tools, brush guard, BBQ pit, work clothes, boots, hard hats and a black studded strap on.  :smiley_confused1:

I really miss that Camaro :72:

Re: Things that make you go Humm...
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2014, 07:40:57 AM »


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