What happens in Vegas won't stay in Vegas

I'm skinny as <censored> and have freakishly long arms.

Like in the movie "nightmare on Elm Street" where Tina gets it in the alley? 

Laura was just as bubbly as she is on TV, just a really nice lady.

Please tell me you asked her to stop with that "don't forget to pay the lady" line and to stop saying, "WOOOO" every time a storage unit door is opened. You did do that Travis, didn't you?