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Birthday Greetings to Former Locker Owners

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Birthday Greetings to Former Locker Owners
« on: October 23, 2013, 03:06:06 PM »
Birthday greetings I would send to former locker owners whose addresses I get in the locker I buy.

Feel free to contribute.

"Remember, those photos you kept for 20 years? I have them"

"Nice thong, but the stretch marks are a turn off"

"You want to pay me HOW MUCH to return -your- stuff to you"

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Re: Birthday Greetings to Former Locker Owners
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2013, 09:23:12 PM »
"Want to buy some amateur porn? I think you know the main characters."
"Got any naked pictures of your wife? I do!"

Re: Birthday Greetings to Former Locker Owners
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2013, 11:52:06 AM »
Dear Mr. Smith,

After sifting through boxes upon boxes of tools, I didn't think you'd be the type to be into big black rubber sex toys..



Dear Ms. Smith,

When you soil in your underwear, it's best to just throw them away.


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