Fortune Cookies for Auction Buyers

I'll start it and I expect 3,100 contributions from 3,100  members by the end of the month.

"You will find used diapers today. Wear gloves."

"Your fortune awaits you."

"Don't bid against Darryl."

"Help! Trapped inside a 5x5 at Polk and Lex in Chicago."

"Free listings at this (deleted) web address"

Get the idea ?

Your new hobby will consume your free time and space.

You will die with more stuff than your neighbors.

The road to riches is paved with other people's crap.

You will buy a new wardrobe but it will come in a trash bag.

The treasure you seek is in another locker.

Run!

You will make a new friend today, Just hope he is not in a urn.

Wealth is coming your way, but not in this unit.

The next locker will be a huge improvement over this one.

When you look down all you see is crap so keep looking up.

For success today don't buy this locker.

Forgot one...

Erotica awaits you.

Try the lottery, your chances of success are better.

Your lock is the most valuable thing in here.

It's okay to be a dild0 in here, you're not alone.

It's okay to sniff the underwear, they're all yours now.

Your instinct to stop at $500 was correct, too bad you didn't listen.

Thank the stars for that burger flipping job you have.

3rd locker of the day is the best.

You will have extra mattresses by the end of the day.

The missing drawer is probably in Steve's unit.

Sometimes crap is crap.

You will fail in this business if you're taking advice from a fortune cookie.

Scattering roaches await you soon...

A stranger will threaten to kill you, then ask for her kid's toys back please...

Cardboard boxes in the hand are better then plastic garbage bags in the bush...

Your lucky numbers are...who will give me $100, now $200, I have $250, $400!, I got $500 over here!...

The mold always grows on the dark side of the furniture...

Don't judge a toolbox by its logo.

A half full box is better than a half empty box.

Today you will sneeze a log

Black widows are your friends.

Beware of foul smelling 5 gallon containers.

Today you will sneeze a log

I have got to see that one!

I have got to see that one!

That's what she said.