Need your help selecting a title for a book.

I have to make a final selection here in the next few days so I just wanted to get some opinions. Which one do you like better? Which one do you think will get more attention?

i voted but i think i like the first half of the second with the second half of the first ,

i voted but i think i like the first half of the second with the second half of the first ,

That's my vote too.  With no "The" in front.   The "the", to me, sounds like a cheap self help book.   While with out it sounds more like how they name text books.....educational.

Storage Auction Pro - A comprehensive guide to storage unit auctions

Okay, I kind of like that too. I added it to the poll. Thanks

You guys aren't going to sue me for using your idea without a waiver right? 

I like the sound of:

Storage Auctions - A Comprehensive Guide to Your Trash being my Treasure

Or how about this one

Get rich in the storage auction business - Become an auctioneer today! 

Storage Auctions - Look like a hoarder in just 30 days!

Storage Auctions - Look like a hoarder in just 30 days!

Good one.

How about these.

The Garage Sale King - How to single handedly destroy your neighborhood's property value.

The Storage Auction Addict - one easy way to eliminate your child's college fund. 

The Garage Sale King - How to single handedly destroy your neighborhood's property value.

Nice!

But for garge sales I think it would be....

Garage  Sale King- How to park like a douche bag.


Seriously, what's with garage sell people that there can be a million great spots to park and they will block he neighbors driveway or halfway in the street, block other cars in......

Had a lady two weeks ago at an estate sale come down the single lane road, just stop and got out.

Become a Storage Auction Expert....Everything I've ever read from the internet !

This compilation of tips and tricks from un-named "experts" will turn your life around. Buy this book (digital copy, no cost to me) for $14.95 and you'll be well on your way to losing money in this exciting business.

As my friend P.T. said "There's a sucker born every minute". Join the group and learn the following:

1) One man's trash is another man's trash, but now you have to get rid of it.

2) Amazingly clean looking tools, electronics, etc can still be junk and not work at all.

3) Old tv's make great door stops.

4) Roaches will be the last survivors when the world ends.

5) Items magically deliver themselves from the storage unit to your sales outlet.

6) Boxes that are the heaviest contain clothing items worth a fortune at the Salvation Army store.

7) A Hot Wheel from 1968 is till worth $1.00 or less.

eight) All kitchenware knives in wooden block are not necessarily Cutco, but once in a while they are.

9) Art work in frames are cheap prints 99 times out of 100.

10) There is no easy way to get rich.

As an incentive to getting you to buy this book I'm going to provide you two FREE pieces of advice right now, right here !

Want to double your money in the storage auction business ?

Take a $100 bill and fold it in half.

Want to put a million in your pocket from the storage auction business?

Start with two million.

You guys aren't going to sue me for using your idea without a waiver right? 

Really?   Who do you think we are?

We don't sue.......we might send Uncle JoJo and Little Vinny to come collect.....but won't sue!  Jeez.   


MovieMan -  do your little cyber stalking thing and find me an addy on this guy......and call that guy, from over there.....the one we did that thing with that time.....

Money-  dont feed the alligators.  We may need them hungry......

MovieMan -  do your little cyber stalking thing and find me an addy on this guy......and call that guy, from over there.....the one we did that thing with that time.....

I have his picture, a picture of his house and of course his address. You make the other arrangements and it's a fait accompli. 

Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!