Storage Auctions
The Storage Locker => General Storage Auction Talk => Topic started by: MovieMan on November 29, 2012, 09:37:08 AM
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With thanks to Tom Litton (an auctioneer who recently went to that great storage facility in the sky :) ) for this list.
Add to it if you like in subsequent posts.
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I have developed a list of original Redneck jokes about storage auctions.
1. "If your storage unit looks like this, (pointing to a junky locker), you might be a Red Neck!"
2. "If you do your Christmas shopping at storage auctions, you might be a Red Neck!"
3. "If you attend storage auctions just to buy your stuff back, you might be a Red Neck!"
4. "If you look at storage auction ads just to see if your in there, you might be a Red Neck!"
5. "If the auctioneer asks to see your ID and you show him your belt buckle, you might be a Red Neck!"
6. "If you attend storage auctions just to find a new 8 track tape player, you might be a Red Neck!"
7. "If you buy a toilet brush to use as a back scratcher at an auction, you might be a Red Neck!"
8. "If you bid five dollars on a unit with a cable spool in it so you can use it as a coffee table, you might be a Red Neck!"
9. "If you go to storage auctions just to check out the hot women, you might be a Red Neck!"
10. "If the auctioneer says "Sold to bubba for two hundred dollars" and four bidders begin to fight, you might be a Red Neck!"
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If you hang around the auction just to see what's in the dumpster after the lockers are cleaned out... ;D
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I found a dirt bike next to a storage facility dumpster. Loaded it up, put it on Craigslist and 2 hours later I had $80 more in my pocket.
I'm going to start a new topic about this. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has found dumpster treasure.