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Title: What's the funniest thing you've ever seen someone do at an auction?
Post by: Travis on May 23, 2014, 01:23:20 PM
What's the funniest thing you've ever seen someone do at an auction?
Title: Re: What's the funniest thing you've ever seen someone do at an auction?
Post by: fredgsanford on May 27, 2014, 04:33:07 PM
in a crowded elevator i heard " that had better be your flashlight"
Title: Re: What's the funniest thing you've ever seen someone do at an auction?
Post by: auctionguy on May 27, 2014, 07:10:05 PM
a hookers room, who lived in the room and bathed in the restrooms room went up.  her pimp showed up to pay for the room and both of them went around telling everyone the sob story and how they were buying it back.  Well people just started to bid and bid and bid.  The pimp started pushing people and pulled out a gun.  auction cancelled.

its funny because this woman was literally covered in growths and fungi and whatever else you can imagine.  He was on steroids in a wife beater and they just made this disaster of humanity team. 

It was great
Title: Re: What's the funniest thing you've ever seen someone do at an auction?
Post by: Travis on May 27, 2014, 08:56:21 PM
Quote from: auctionguy on May 27, 2014, 07:10:05 PM
a hookers room, who lived in the room and bathed in the restrooms room went up.  her pimp showed up to pay for the room and both of them went around telling everyone the sob story and how they were buying it back.  Well people just started to bid and bid and bid.  The pimp started pushing people and pulled out a gun.  auction cancelled.

its funny because this woman was literally covered in growths and fungi and whatever else you can imagine.  He was on steroids in a wife beater and they just made this disaster of humanity team. 

It was great

For once, I'm speechless.
Title: Re: What's the funniest thing you've ever seen someone do at an auction?
Post by: alloro on May 27, 2014, 10:33:31 PM
Quote from: auctionguy on May 27, 2014, 07:10:05 PM
Well people just started to bid and bid and bid.  The pimp started pushing people and pulled out a gun.  auction cancelled.

This is the stuff movies are made of.
Title: Re: What's the funniest thing you've ever seen someone do at an auction?
Post by: Travis on May 27, 2014, 10:51:57 PM
Quote from: alloro on May 27, 2014, 10:33:31 PM
This is the stuff movies are made of.

I'm sure we'll see a reenactment on Auction Hunters quite soon.  :celebrate:
Title: Re: What's the funniest thing you've ever seen someone do at an auction?
Post by: auctionguy on May 28, 2014, 08:30:09 AM
Quote from: Travis on May 27, 2014, 10:51:57 PM
I'm sure we'll see a reenactment on Auction Hunters quite soon.  :celebrate:

I think you're right ... that story is copyright auctionguy 2014!