What is the weirdest item you have found?

I personally haven't found anything weird yet,bt my Mom,and her boyfriend
bought a couple of units last month,and while going though the boxes, they came across a box
containing human ashes.

That isn't all that strange to happen.  I know several people on these boards have found urns and such.  A few of the regulars in my area have also.  A few years ago a facility even found a body in a unit.

As for the weirdest item for me so far.  It would be the blue electric globe buddah from the first unit I purchased.  It's not really strange but is different from most of the items I've seen in units.  Of course my kids thought it was cool and want to keep it.

As I don't smoke crack, I don't know how weird this is but I found an old gas mask that had been fitted with a crack pipe. I guess they didn't want to waste any of the smoke.

As I don't smoke crack, I don't know how weird this is but I found an old gas mask that had been fitted with a crack pipe. I guess they didn't want to waste any of the smoke.

Thats actually a more bong type thing. It is supposed to be used for more a hooka type thing, but I know people who have used it for weed only. I see these things all the time a a local flea/trade market.  I'd get one just because I think they are cool but I don't smoke down, well unless I ever find some in a locker.

Btw so far strange/worst thing I found so far is 2 needles, but women was going to school to be a nurse.

Well, maybe it's not all that weird, but the last unit we bought had syringes everywhere.  We found maybe 40 or so in probably 8 or 10 different places.  Fortunately they were all capped.  Used, but at least they recapped them.

Well, maybe it's not all that weird, but the last unit we bought had syringes everywhere.  We found maybe 40 or so in probably 8 or 10 different places.  Fortunately they were all capped.  Used, but at least they recapped them.

I bought a locker a year or two ago and it was definitely a "tweakers" unit.  There was a nice standard airline size suitcase in it that rattled when I shook it and when I opened it up, it was completely full of used needles!  Ick!

Several artificial limbs.Just kind of creeped me out.

Brand new human and synthetic hair extentions for black ladies. Not really weird, but a balding middle aged white guy selling them is.

Brand new human and synthetic hair extentions for black ladies. Not really weird, but a balding middle aged white guy selling them is.

Haha! I can picture you meeting up with someone off craigslist to sell them!

I bought a locker a year or two ago and it was definitely a "tweakers" unit.  There was a nice standard airline size suitcase in it that rattled when I shook it and when I opened it up, it was completely full of used needles!  Ick!

Oh geez. What'd you do with it? Take it to a hospital (they'd probably know what to do with the needles)?

My wife found a penis pump, she was holding it, like what is this?

My first unit had:

A Bullet Proof Vest
35 Pairs of New Sneakers
Over 1000 ink pens
Over 50 Bottles of Body Wash
Over $1000 in School Supplies
Over 200 boys cars- small like Hot Wheels and some remote controls
Over 100 bottles of pills
Over 100 Brain X-Rays
Over 50 Hair Relaxers
A Crazy amount of Maxi Pads
Over 30 Winter Coats
Eviction Papers
A women's purse with her ID, wedding ring and a large amout of lottery tickets
Papers proving her son was taking from her by CPS
Tons of used flash lights

I could go on and on. I was a great first locker for $90.

The 3rd unit I bought was owned by a drag queen. It contained 2 pairs of fake breasts along with 3 corsets, 2 pairs thigh-high boots, over 10 wigs, 3 tackle box size makeup cases, outfits, etc.