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Bad Christamas Jokes 2013
« on: December 20, 2013, 07:36:20 PM »
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
A: "Looks like rain, dear."

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Re: Bad Christamas Jokes 2013
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2013, 07:54:58 PM »
Q: Why did Santa's helper go to the doctor?
A: He had low Elf esteem......

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Re: Bad Christamas Jokes 2013
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2013, 10:41:05 PM »
Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A: rebel without a Claus.

Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: a wrapper!

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Re: Bad Christamas Jokes 2013
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2013, 11:00:34 PM »
Q: What do you call an elf who sings?

A: Elf-vis

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Re: Bad Christamas Jokes 2013
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2013, 10:34:33 AM »
Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it soot's him

Re: Bad Christamas Jokes 2013
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2013, 06:17:22 PM »
This thread get's my vote for "most appropriate title of 2013"..........these are bad!

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Re: Bad Christamas Jokes 2013
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2013, 06:25:32 PM »
Now I need to change the title of this thread to dirty Christmas jokes 2013 or tasteless Christmas jokes 2013.   ;D

Re: Bad Christamas Jokes 2013
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2013, 11:50:16 AM »
Which one of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
RUDE-olph!
GIFSoup

What do cows say at Christmas?
MOOey Christmas!
GIFSoup

What's the difference between the regular alphabet and Christmas alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has NO-EL!
GIFSoup

What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish!
GIFSoup

What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?
Krisp Kringle!
GIFSoup

Who gives presents to baby sharks?
Santa Jaws!
GIFSoup


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Re: Bad Christamas Jokes 2013
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2013, 12:10:21 PM »
The drum player is making me dizzy.  :o

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Re: Bad Christamas Jokes 2013
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2013, 10:48:19 AM »
Q: Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.





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Re: Bad Christamas Jokes 2013
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2013, 06:39:06 PM »
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite

Q: What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
A: Silent Night

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes

Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad


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