Bad Christamas Jokes 2013

Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
A: "Looks like rain, dear."

Q: Why did Santa's helper go to the doctor?
A: He had low Elf esteem......

Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A: rebel without a Claus.

Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: a wrapper!

Q: What do you call an elf who sings?

A: Elf-vis

Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it soot's him

This thread get's my vote for "most appropriate title of 2013"..........these are bad!

Now I need to change the title of this thread to dirty Christmas jokes 2013 or tasteless Christmas jokes 2013.   

Which one of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
RUDE-olph!
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What do cows say at Christmas?
MOOey Christmas!
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What's the difference between the regular alphabet and Christmas alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has NO-EL!
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What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish!
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What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?
Krisp Kringle!
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Who gives presents to baby sharks?
Santa Jaws!
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The drum player is making me dizzy. 

Q: Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite

Q: What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
A: Silent Night

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes

Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad