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The Storage Locker => The Lounge => Topic started by: Travis on September 20, 2014, 05:26:42 PM
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Saw this funny quote today, just thought I'd share it.
"Over 90% of all computer problems can be traced back to the interface between the keyboard and the chair."
Anyone else have any funny quotes?
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The Ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by professionals.
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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
Ronald Reagan
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
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Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. :57:
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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
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Thanks to my wife I now have $1 million in the bank. Before I met her I had two.