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Rule number one, and the most important one of all.

Rule number one, and the most important one of all.
« on: May 03, 2013, 07:21:10 PM »
Keep your regular pay separate form money made selling junk.  Especially if your married.   

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Re: Rule number one, and the most important one of all.
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2013, 07:30:28 PM »
Rule #9:

Always carry a knife. (LJG)  ;D

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Re: Rule number one, and the most important one of all.
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2013, 11:13:58 PM »
Rule #13:

Never, ever, involve attorneys.

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Re: Rule number one, and the most important one of all.
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2013, 07:05:29 AM »
Only bid on what you can see, then everything you can't see is pure profit.

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Re: Rule number one, and the most important one of all.
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2013, 07:06:23 AM »
Never go to a Saturday auction that was advertised on AuctionZip.

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Re: Rule number one, and the most important one of all.
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2013, 10:42:42 AM »
Rule #1a, wear gloves when going through the unit.

Re: Rule number one, and the most important one of all.
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2013, 07:09:59 PM »
Rule #1AA: Just because they oohh and aahh doesn't mean there's anything to oohh and aahh about.

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Re: Rule number one, and the most important one of all.
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2013, 09:09:18 PM »
Rule #1AA: Just because they oohh and aahh doesn't mean there's anything to oohh and aahh about.

I have a list of many women that will argue that point with you! :)

Re: Rule number one, and the most important one of all.
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2013, 10:12:48 PM »
I have a list of many women that will argue that point with you! :)

One of my bits from my stand up days.. (keeping it PG)

One thing I will never do again is have relations with my wife with a random channel on the TV. One night we were getting into it hot and heavy. Here I was, thinking I was really rocking her world, the oohh's and aahh's were flying around all over the place! It really was the first time I felt like a real man. Until, that is, we switched positions.. and a lady on QVC was selling a Cuisinart Food Processor..

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Re: Rule number one, and the most important one of all.
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2013, 10:41:39 PM »
One thing I will never do again is have relations with my wife with a random channel on the TV.

Great minds think alike, I told her the same thing!

and a lady on QVC was selling a Cuisinart Food Processor..

Could've been worse, it could've been "Boogie Nights" on the tube.

Re: Rule number one, and the most important one of all.
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2013, 04:39:29 PM »
Could've been worse, it could've been "Boogie Nights" on the tube.


For a punchline my wife getting her rocks off on QVC is funnier than Boogie Nights.. Because it's less believable, or more outrageous.

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Re: Rule number one, and the most important one of all.
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2013, 04:45:05 PM »
Don't make the mistake of watching the movie Magic Mike with your wife...that will really make you feel inadequate.

Re: Rule number one, and the most important one of all.
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2013, 05:03:43 PM »
After watching Magic Mike with my wife, I told her that I should get one of those fake weiners too.. She said that if I did, she would divorce me..

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Re: Rule number one, and the most important one of all.
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2013, 08:30:08 PM »
Don't make the mistake of watching the movie Magic Mike with your wife.

So what'd you both think, was I good in it? :)

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Re: Rule number one, and the most important one of all.
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2013, 08:58:52 PM »
So what'd you both think, was I good in it? :)

He's not kidding either. He was in the original version before it was remade with Channing Tatum. Here is the cast photo. 



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