Writing Our Own Reality Storage Auction Script!

He decided to call Barry from Storge Wars to go on a double date with his knew found love.He dialed the number and instead of Barry he got ..........

......Jarrod. He quickly hung up the phone. He decided to keep his new love to himself.  So he returned to his locker to look through the pile of musty smelling clothes and found.......

......Jarrod. He quickly hung up the phone. He decided to keep his new love to himself.  So he returned to his locker to look through the pile of musty smelling clothes and found.......

a deflated MALE blow up doll.  It was then that he realized his true love had been cheating on him.  He sat back as a single tear rolled down his cheek and realized that the male doll bore a striking resemblance to.........

Dave!!!   so he threw the inflatable doll in the trash bag he had lying around and moves up to the back and finds a box that is marked sterling, he opens it up and whole bunch of silver glimmer hit his eyes!   He says whoa!!  Score!!!!   then he humps his leg over a bunch of junk and walks to the truck in excitement.   

A metal pedal car that was made in 2005 and thinking it was made in the 1940's. uggg

Dave!!!   so he threw the inflatable doll in the trash bag he had lying around and moves up to the back and finds a box that is marked sterling, he opens it up and whole bunch of silver glimmer hit his eyes!   He says whoa!!  Score!!!!   then he humps his leg over a bunch of junk and walks to the truck in excitement.   

Once in the sunlight he looks closer at the lovely silver glimmer only to discover it is tinsel covering Christmas ornaments.

Have to look again, has to be A WOW FACTOR in there. "What was that hunk of junk I crawled over?"

A metal pedal car that was made in 2005 and thinking it was made in the 1940's. uggg

He kicked the worthless car and the wheel flew off. It broke the glass on the five foot tall curio cabinet. The top shelf, which was a mirror fell out and shattered. He thought to himself, "Does the seven years of bad luck cancel the lucky penny?" He flopped down on the nearest seat but was jabbed in the butt by a.......

A garden gnome with a gold chain & medallion around his neck.The medallion read he who sets me free will get....

A garden gnome with a gold chain & medallion around his neck.The medallion read he who sets me free will get....

2 wishes and a......

2 wishes and a......

free taco from Jack in the Box, but only if you act now (tax not included).  Befuddled, he set the gnome down and shouted "I wish I'd never bought this blasted locker."  Suddenly a voice boomed down and said "That's one!"  "NO!!!!" he shouted.  Just then...................

free taco from Jack in the Box, but only if you act now (tax not included).  Befuddled, he set the gnome down and shouted "I wish I'd never bought this blasted locker."  Suddenly a voice boomed down and said "That's one!"  "NO!!!!" he shouted.  Just then...................

a good fairy came down and bopped him on the head and said Little rabbit foo foo stop scooping up the gnomes and bopping them in the head or............

or...I'm gonna make you smoke some more of that stuff that allowed you to see me and the gnome in the first place. It was then, he realized that he was just hallucinating. It had all been a sham. He was laying on his sofa covered in dirty bong water. After a couple of tokes, he had passed out watching an episode of Storage Wars. Everything he found in that locker locker was all a dream. He hadn't been to the auctions in months because he was broke; that one locker he bought that turned out to be the garbage hoarders unit had crippled his cash flow. But he wasn't going to take it lying down. He got off of the couch, put on his tight whites and wife beater and .................

or...I'm gonna make you smoke some more of that stuff that allowed you to see me and the gnome in the first place. It was then, he realized that he was just hallucinating. It had all been a sham. He was laying on his sofa covered in dirty bong water. After a couple of tokes, he had passed out watching an episode of Storage Wars. Everything he found in that locker locker was all a dream. He hadn't been to the auctions in months because he was broke; that one locker he bought that turned out to be the garbage hoarders unit had crippled his cash flow. But he wasn't going to take it lying down. He got off of the couch, put on his tight whites and wife beater and .................

Declared he was going to be the new Darrell bidder in his home town, seeing as he looked the part, he might as well play the part.  Now all he needed was seed money again so he............

Declared he was going to be the new Darrell bidder in his home town, seeing as he looked the part, he might as well play the part.  Now all he needed was seed money again so he............

went and filed his taxes claiming 6 kids and his dog. Now waiting on the rapid refund check to clear. Then will start trying to find.........