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Offline alloro

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So a lady walks into a unit...
« on: November 11, 2011, 12:14:13 AM »
...after the auctioneer goes over all the rules and requirements, two units into the day and this woman walks 5 feet into a 10 foot deep unit to look behind the stuff in the front. She gets read the riot act for it, so at the next unit doesn't step in. Instead leans in and starts opening boxes to peak inside them. Friggin' people!
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Re: So a lady walks into a unit...
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2011, 01:07:05 PM »
Please tell me they kicked her out!
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Re: So a lady walks into a unit...
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2011, 01:41:48 PM »
Ya - that would of been an automatic kick in my area.  You can lean into the unit but no touching, poking, etc.
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Re: So a lady walks into a unit...
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2011, 06:31:48 PM »
Just walking in the unit that far would of been grounds to get kicked in my area. Although I have seen some regulars poke through the boxes that were at the door when auctioneer was not looking.
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Re: So a lady walks into a unit...
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2011, 10:41:00 PM »
She should have been booted right away!
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Re: So a lady walks into a unit...
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2011, 12:34:11 PM »
Nope, much to my surprise the auctioneer didn't boot her.
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Re: So a lady walks into a unit...
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2011, 07:00:44 AM »
The questions is --- did she even bid on anything?  Or was she just a clueless looky loo?
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Re: So a lady walks into a unit...
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2011, 09:30:26 AM »
Fortunately (for her) she turned out to be a clueless looky loo!
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Offline LoneStarAds.US

Re: So a lady walks into a unit...
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2011, 06:33:04 PM »
Just tell her "get out of my locker ma'am"

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Re: So a lady walks into a unit...
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2011, 08:39:48 PM »
Quote from: alloro on November 11, 2011, 12:14:13 AM
...after the auctioneer goes over all the rules and requirements, two units into the day and this woman walks 5 feet into a 10 foot deep unit to look behind the stuff in the front. She gets read the riot act for it, so at the next unit doesn't step in. Instead leans in and starts opening boxes to peak inside them. Friggin' people!

Sounds like the type of woman who, when she visits peoples' homes, she snoops through the medicine cabinet and whatnot.
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Re: So a lady walks into a unit...
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2011, 09:38:28 PM »
Quote from: Roadvirus on November 14, 2011, 08:39:48 PM
Sounds like the type of woman who, when she visits peoples' homes, she snoops through the medicine cabinet and whatnot.

Eons ago when I was a kid, I remember my parents always griping about our next door neighbor being a medicine cabinet snoop whenever she was over. So me being the evil child that I was, I decided to help out. The next time I heard she was coming over, I wrangled my sisters into helping me work my marble collection into the medicine cabinet. To this day I really think she crapped her pants when all of those marbles came pouring out, bouncing all over the place. A strange thing must've happened to her that night, because I never heard of her snooping in anyone's medicine cabinet again.
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Re: So a lady walks into a unit...
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2011, 07:47:46 AM »
Quote from: alloro on November 14, 2011, 09:38:28 PM
Eons ago when I was a kid, I remember my parents always griping about our next door neighbor being a medicine cabinet snoop whenever she was over. So me being the evil child that I was, I decided to help out. The next time I heard she was coming over, I wrangled my sisters into helping me work my marble collection into the medicine cabinet. To this day I really think she crapped her pants when all of those marbles came pouring out, bouncing all over the place. A strange thing must've happened to her that night, because I never heard of her snooping in anyone's medicine cabinet again.

lmfao, now that is funny. She got what she deserved. To bad video cameras were not the norm back then like they are now. Be funny to watch her reaction over and over, lol.
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Offline Todd Hamilton

Re: So a lady walks into a unit...
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2011, 01:22:55 PM »
 ;D  hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha   thats some funny chit right there.  Putting marbles in the medicine cabinet. 

Im smiling from ear to ear. 

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Offline mrsmith

Re: So a lady walks into a unit...
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2011, 09:46:20 AM »
When my dog starts poking around the trash I shoot him with a water pistol.  Maybe next time pack some heat? A shot to the eye will keep her out. 
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Re: So a lady walks into a unit...
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2011, 09:59:24 AM »
Quote from: mrsmith on November 22, 2011, 09:46:20 AM
Maybe next time pack some heat? A shot to the eye will keep her out.

Yeah, right, okay...that'll get someone a whole different kind of 5x10 unit.
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