So get this. Our housekeeper, who we've employed over a year, decided she was going to steal my wife's credit card, some cash and jewelry, while my wife was out of town for a few weeks.
About a month or so ago, I needed to pay my wife's credit card bill and when I went to look for the card, it wasn't where she normally kept it. When my wife returned, I asked her where the card was and she told me she couldn't find it or the cash she had with it. I just assumed that it got lost somehow and didn't pay much attention to it. A few weeks later, the new credit card bill arrived and there was a charge for $38 to Dominoes Pizza. That caught my attention because we don't prefer Dominoes and the charge was made while she was out of town.
So, we started looking around to see if anything else was missing and we noticed that some of her jewelry and some of my silver was gone. Not all of it, just the good stuff. We knew it had to be her since no one else had been in our home except family.
When I spoke to the manager of Dominoes, I found out that the pizza was delivered to MY HOUSEKEEPER'S ADDRESS!
I've seen some pretty dumb criminals, but I think this one takes the cake.