Craigslist ad fail

While I was pricing a bunk bed, I found this ad. It's pretty obvious this guy doesn't post much on Craigslist.

Here is the link: http://killeen.craigslist.org/fuo/4069062610.html

Or if you prefer to read it here:

 "Bunk Bed with black frame new mattress with memory foam. Contact Jim my email, phone or text at 254-541-****. Buyer must provide there on transportation, cash or local check accepted only. No Out of town credit cards. $90.00 is my lowest offer.


I don't even know where to begin.

This should be a lesson to us all not to accept out of town credit cards. 

I think the mattress has more memory than this guy.

Its got to be a joke, no one can make that many mistakes

"Buyer must provide there on transportation" 

Dam, I was hoping I could borrow his truck. 

This ad screams "I just ran out of meth."