You might be a storage auction addict if ...

...the locals auctioneers surprise you with an intervention.

...you have furniture made out of storage containers.

...this is your bank

...this is your bank

...and this is your backyard.

...and this is your backyard.

LOL   

When your daily worry is if you need new batteries for your flashlight.

When your daily worry is if you need new batteries for your flashlight.

...or whether you have enough locks with you.

...or whether you have enough locks with you.

Wow mind reader I almost mentioned locks but erased it

Wow mind reader I almost mentioned locks but erased it

Great minds think alike. 

Does it bother anybody else that the smileys have arms but no feet? Freaky!

Does it bother anybody else that the smileys have arms but no feet? Freaky!

I will look for some Prosthetic legs for them in my lockers I get

if when you discover you need something for yourself your first instinct is to check the legal notices