Deep Thoughts in Storage Auction Philosophy

I wonder if anyone has watched Storage Wars and said, "Hey, that's my stuff!" 

"Hey, that's my stuff ....and i didn't even pay that much for it....... uh...wait a minute... where did all those 100's of paintings in there come from?""

Wait, I didn't own a 12 inch piano.

Who put that BMW Isetta under all my useless newspaper?

got pianist envy???   

got pianist envy???   

Hilarious. But it's not the size of the organ that counts. 

I can hear the response already. Let me save you the trouble.

"That's what people with small pianos say."