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What's the funniest thing you've ever seen someone do at an auction?

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What's the funniest thing you've ever seen someone do at an auction?

in a crowded elevator i heard " that had better be your flashlight"

a hookers room, who lived in the room and bathed in the restrooms room went up.  her pimp showed up to pay for the room and both of them went around telling everyone the sob story and how they were buying it back.  Well people just started to bid and bid and bid.  The pimp started pushing people and pulled out a gun.  auction cancelled.

its funny because this woman was literally covered in growths and fungi and whatever else you can imagine.  He was on steroids in a wife beater and they just made this disaster of humanity team. 

It was great

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a hookers room, who lived in the room and bathed in the restrooms room went up.  her pimp showed up to pay for the room and both of them went around telling everyone the sob story and how they were buying it back.  Well people just started to bid and bid and bid.  The pimp started pushing people and pulled out a gun.  auction cancelled.

its funny because this woman was literally covered in growths and fungi and whatever else you can imagine.  He was on steroids in a wife beater and they just made this disaster of humanity team. 

It was great

For once, I'm speechless.

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Well people just started to bid and bid and bid.  The pimp started pushing people and pulled out a gun.  auction cancelled.

This is the stuff movies are made of.

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This is the stuff movies are made of.

I'm sure we'll see a reenactment on Auction Hunters quite soon.  :celebrate:

I'm sure we'll see a reenactment on Auction Hunters quite soon.  :celebrate:

I think you're right ... that story is copyright auctionguy 2014!


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