"If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a b00b job," said my 49 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket.
"Well, actually, the first thing I would do is fix up the car with a new engine and a new paint job", I replied.
"You must be joking! Why would you waste your money fixing that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one," she said.
"My point exactly."