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Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
« on: May 02, 2013, 07:02:29 PM »
I had some extra time to kill so I thought I would assemble the top ten worst for sale ads ever posted on Craigslist. Feel free to add to the collection. Just a warning in advance, some of these posts are inappropriate for children and would be considered offensive by some adults. If you don't have a sense of humor, turn away now.





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Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2013, 07:11:20 PM »


I'm speechless for once.


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Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2013, 08:04:48 PM »


I hoping he meant chip.


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Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2013, 08:45:51 PM »


I have heard of people trying to pray the gay away, but I don't think you can pay the gay away.   ;D


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Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2013, 09:08:55 PM »
The guy who posted this was trying to sell his dining room table. You might have to stare at it a while to understand why it's funny.


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Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2013, 09:16:21 PM »
The guy who posted this was trying to sell his dining room table. You might have to stare at it a while to understand why it's funny.



I won't give away the answer or the link to the first time you posted this. The newbies here might enjoy figuring it out.

Edit:  Looks like the original has been deleted, so everything OLD is NEW again !  ;D

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Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2013, 09:40:17 PM »


Maybe he should have marketed it as a pPhone instead of an iPhone.

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Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2013, 09:43:23 PM »
This one is so funny it had me in tears.

It's a little hard to read so I'll translate:  "Gently used mattress for Sale. The blood stains are not from a murder or nothin weird like that. Email if interested. Thanks!!"


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Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2013, 10:30:12 PM »


                                                        :o


More Coming Soon....have to get some sleep.

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Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2013, 08:31:21 AM »
This one is so funny it had me in tears.

It's a little hard to read so I'll translate:  "Gently used mattress for Sale. The blood stains are not from a murder or nothin weird like that. Email if interested. Thanks!!"



What cold be wierd about 20% of the mattress covered in blood stains? :o

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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2013, 10:02:10 AM »
I won't give away the answer or the link to the first time you posted this.

He didn't post it, I did. He thought it was inappropriate when I posted it, but I guess it's not when he posts it.

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Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2013, 10:29:34 AM »
He didn't post it, I did. He thought it was inappropriate when I posted it, but I guess it's not when he posts it.
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Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2013, 11:28:45 AM »
He didn't post it, I did. He thought it was inappropriate when I posted it, but I guess it's not when he posts it.

What are you talking about, I thought it was hilarious. I didn't delete it...it's still here somewhere in the abyss of posts.

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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2013, 01:08:58 PM »
What are you talking about, I thought it was hilarious. I didn't delete it...it's still here somewhere in the abyss of posts.

If you say so. I couldn't find it. If your source for the pic WAS the earlier post, then you know where you got it; if not your source, what a coincidence that you found the same pic somewhere out on the internet.

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Re: Top 10 Worst Craigslist For Sale Ads
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2013, 01:48:47 PM »
AHA !  I found it.

Once I knew that it was Alloro and not Travis who had originally posted the pic I did another advanced search and found the original pic here.

http://storageauctionforums.com/general-auction-talk/recent-finds-from-an-auction-in-brooklyn/msg23470/#msg23470

Apparently Travis took a copy of it (I guess or super coincidense has set in) and put it his photobucket so he could use it more easily. On his photobucket it has a different name than the one used by Alloro.




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