Lookling through every pocket for that gold ring and every book for that $5 bill

Yes, I know some people do it and some people have accrued enough to pay for a vacation in Bermuda, but I just can't do it.

Maybe bibles are a good spot to look, but 100 volumes of Danielle Steel ?

Going through 30 black garbage bags of clothes to MAYBE find a gold ring?

Neither of those two procedures work for me.  Feel free to add you finds here....maybe you'll convince me, but I doubt it.