Writing Our Own Reality Storage Auction Script!

I think we should write our own script.I will start it and everyone just continue it.

                  He went into the locker that he just bought for 450 dollars.Its more than he wanted to pay but the one thing caught his eye.It was.......................

I think we should write our own script.I will start it and everyone just continue it.

                  He went into the locker that he just bought for 450 dollars.Its more than he wanted to pay but the one thing caught his eye.It was.......................

.....those two totes marked "Rare Bennie Baby's"....and he knew that he'd hit the jackpot because he had heard from his co-worker  that they bring $5 each on FeeBay........

  He went into the locker that he just bought for 450 dollars.Its more than he wanted to pay but the one thing caught his eye.It was.......................
.....those two totes marked "Rare Bennie Baby's"....and he knew that he'd hit the jackpot because he had heard from his co-worker  that they bring $5 each on FeeBay........

As he opened the first tote he realized his folly, as they were in fact Bennie Baby's and not the Beanie babies that had the market in a uproar.  He continued to dig through and found an old foot locker.  He broke the tiny diary style lock and opened it to discover.............

old shoes, boots, and dirty socks!

He continued to dig through and found an old foot locker.  He broke the tiny diary style lock and opened it to discover.............

.....antique air from 1952 and a note that said......

......take care of this 1950 penny, it brought me good luck last year.  After reading this, he started digging frantically through more boxes looking for a rare lost coin collection to go with his 1950 wheat penny, but all that he found was.....

........a large stainless steel crockpot that was missing it's lid, and a........

Broken wooden spoon. But out of the corner of his eye, lodged underneath the stained and slightly smelly mattress he noticed a....

Jewelry box that was full of......

Watches from china that were broke and some vintage 2000's costume jewelry......

Watches from china that were broke and some vintage 2000's costume jewelry......

He quickly turned to run to the truck to get his loupe to check out the "Vintage" gold tone jewels
all marked 14K....and his right foot got caught in the power cord of the Dewoo microwave, jerking
it off the washer/dryer combo(missing knobs) and when it hit the concrete, the door popped open exposing
the pristine interior with that 1" thick, 2yr old food splatter....looking at it closer, hell it looks like a Jackson Pollock...

....looking at it closer, hell it looks like a Jackson Pollock...

so...he sold it to the producers of Storage Wars Texas (for $75) so they could include it in a locker of particle board furniture that was already broken down. Lesa "Bring It !"... took it to an art dealer who bought it from her for $10, 500 to put with his real Jackson Pollock work. After that he went back to the locker and found a crust of bread that looked like the image of.....

so...he sold it to the producers of Storage Wars Texas (for $75) so they could include it in a locker of particle board furniture that was already broken down. Lesa "Bring It !"... took it to an art dealer who bought it from her for $10, 500 to put with his real Jackson Pollock work. After that he went back to the locker and found a crust of bread that looked like the image of.....

John Lennon.  But since he was only 22 years old, he didn't recognize it and simply swept it away,  But while searching the unit for a dust pan he tripped over a.....................

large black sex toy sitting next to a stack of porno. After he got up and he noticed a hand sticking out from a pile of clothes that were disturbed during his fall. It was at that point that he realized that the 50's wheat penny really had brought him luck. He moved the clothing to discover a life size blow up doll with her arms and mouth wide open. He was so excited because he knew that he would never be alone again. He placed one of the rings from the box of costume jewelry on her finger then began gathering.................

He placed one of the rings from the box of costume jewelry on her finger then began gathering.................

...old auction listings from a Texas source he believed in; he figured he could just call up each of the facilities he was interested in on his own but at that exact moment.....