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« on: September 20, 2014, 05:26:42 PM »
Saw this funny quote today, just thought I'd share it.

"Over 90% of all computer problems can be traced back to the interface between the keyboard and the chair."

Anyone else have any funny quotes?
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2014, 10:31:48 PM »
The Ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by professionals.
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« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2014, 04:36:19 PM »
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Ronald Reagan
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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2014, 05:06:41 PM »
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
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« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2014, 12:30:39 AM »
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back.
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2014, 06:13:35 PM »
Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2014, 03:51:45 AM »
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.  :57:
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« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2014, 03:52:45 AM »
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
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« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2014, 12:00:42 PM »
Thanks to my wife I now have $1 million in the bank. Before I met her I had two.
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