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Auction Hunters: Stop, or I’ll SHOOT!

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Auction Hunters: Season 1, Episode 3: “Ton’s Got a Gun.”

Allen and Ton drove to the San Fernando Valley. Their competition for today’s auction: Dead Fred (he found a dead body in a storage unit, ew); The Gambler (high risk taker), and the Russian Assassin who will steal your room at the last minute.

I know, the players sounds like a really bad “B” movie, but it worked for a fun show. With only two storage units up for auction, the Haff-Ton team must strike with aggression. Unfortunately the first locker bid’s over their limit as The Gambler took the risk and paid retail for the room.

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Allen’s first find was a vintage Coka-Cola crate made in 1968. Ton discovered a silver spoon made by Rodgers in 1848. Hickory golf clubs made in 1930s.

Winchester wooden box full of ammo and you guessed it, a gun. A Colt patented in 1871.

Fact: The Colt “Single Action Army” was designed for the U.S. Calvary in 1873.

Allen and Ton took their gun to weapons expert Blaze who called the gun a peacemaker.

Fact: It was called a “Peacemaker,” because of its ability to settle scores quickly.

With closer inspection Blaze saw the US stamp on the gun which states that it’s a military issued weapon. Serial numbers Peacemaker-Colt-AH-1-3matched. Condition of Colt at 30%, not good. Dents, dings, and dangs also devaluated the gun. Interior barrel of the gun, or the bore, was nice and crisp, which will fire with greater accuracy. SOLD to Blaze for $6,600.

Second cool find was a slot machine made by Mill Novelty in Chicago in art deco style with wood.

Fact: Slot machines now account for half of all gambling games played today.

This particular machine made around the 1930s. It took nickels.

Fact: Slot machines were called “one-armed bandits,” because they left the gamer penniless.

Slot-Machine-AH-1-3Allen and Ton went to antique expert Dennis at Off The Wall shop. He stated that this model, made in 1929, was the first time slot machines used the term “Jackpot.” This was to help elevate the mood during the Great Depression.

Ton used a drill to open the back of the machine since they did not have a key to open the lock. Whatever works, Ton. Once the back was opened, Dennis had a chance to inspect the inner parts. Yes! All original parts, SOLD to Dennis for $2,650.

Last cool find was a mini bike or as Ton called it, “Fat Kid Fun.” Hey, he said it, not me. Mini bike had a custom-built wheelie bar to pop wheelies.TonClinton-on-Minibike-AH-1-3

Fact: The first mini bikes were made by mechanics out of spare parts.

Allen and Ton went to mini bike expert Evil Ed. A mini bike enthusiast there liked the vintage bike. SOLD for $200.

Auction Total:

Paid: $1,900
Sold: $9,450
Profit: $7,550

Allen and Ton went to Mission Hills and quadrupled their money. Mission Accomplished!

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Auction Hunters: No SAFE is Safe with Ton Clinton

TonClinton-AH-1-2Auction Hunters: Season 1, Episode 2: “The Big Score.”

Allen weaved the bread truck through downtown Los Angeles road rage drivers. Not a pretty sight! Only three storage units up for auction inside a climate controlled facility.

First storage unit was a mystery because a fugly painting blocked the view. Allen placed four fingers on his face to give Ton a non-verbal bid of $400 limit. Ton agreed.

Haff-Ton team reached that limit but at last moment someone bumped bid to $450. Haff-Ton out. Allen stated there were two reasons for a last-minute bid.

  1. Steal the room.
  2. Cost you money.

Either way, Allen and Ton agreed to let it go. Not worth the risk.

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All items wrapped in plastic, which is a good sign.

Haff won the room for $850. As the duo “unwrapped” the merchandise, they found an old school X-Box console, old tool box, metal toys cars, two-way radio for emergency communications, and an antique copper cash register.

Upon inspection Allen surmised the cash register’s wooden drawer and copper construction dated this as a pre-WWII National brand cash register.Antique-Cash-RegisterAH-1-2

Fact: Cash registers were invented to keep dishonest employees from stealing money.

Expert stated that it was not all original but restored. Dated around 1910. Wooden drawer was original but marble was replaced with current tile. Valued at $2,500 but sold to expert for $1,900.

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Metal maze of industrial machinery. Allen counted about eight industrial sewing machines, that’s MONEY! He won the room for $1,150.

Allen estimated about 20,000 pounds of metal in the room. Lots of metal racks.

Juki sewing machines made in Japan, dated pre-WWII. Type of sewing machines used to manufacture parachutes, jeans, leather, etc. Uber fast at 8000 rpm.Juki-Sewing-MachineAH-1-2

Ton came across a small safe in the thick of all that metal. He picked it up and shook it. Yep, something’s inside, valuable or dangerous (according to Allen). Ton’s way to crack open the safe.

Ton: Blow it all to (bleep)!

He didn’t, thank God! Ton torched the safe and found a smoking gun, literally!

Allen: That’s called a hot firearm.

Ha! Okay, it wasn’t that funny. Anyhoo, it was a 9mm Heckler & Koch handgun. Front safety on the grip, fires only when fully squeezed.HK-GunAH-1-2

Fact: German Police designed the H&K 9mm to compete with the firepower of potential terrorist.

Gun’s magazine holds 8 rounds and must fire all rounds without jamming, which it did, phew! Sold gun to expert for $200.

Auction Total:

Paid: $2,025
Sold: $5,850
Profit: $3,825

Do you think Allen and Ton should have tried to sell the cash register to a private collector?

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Auction Hunters: Meet the Cast

TonJones-AllenHaff-AuctionHunters-SpikeTVSpikeTV jumps into the arena of storage auction reality series with Auction Hunters.

The show follows Allen Haff and Clinton ‘Ton’ Jones as they drive to storage unit auctions in a white bread truck.

Most of the auctions they attend are located in Southern California and around the US.

The show begins with a disclaimer:

Each year, Allen Haff and Ton Jones dig through hundreds of unclaimed storage units hunting for discarded treasure. These are their stories of their most rare and valuable discoveries.

The duo claim they follow the 80-20% rule in that they make 80% of their profit from 20% of the units they buy.

It all sounds legit, right?

The show is scripted and uses paid actors and staged auctions.

Allen Haff

He learned about antiques collectibles from his parents. In his twenties he owned his first antique business in Houston, Texas. When Allen relocated to LA he attended storage unit auctions, Hollywood thrift stores, estate sales and swap meets.

Allen first appearance on TV was on Style Network’s Clean House as the Yard Sale Guy. His knowledge of vintage items landed him a role in The Modern Girl’s Guide to Life. Haff was then featured as a host on HGTV’s hit show, My House is Worth What? The show was about how Allen appraised the value of a home and what improvements were made to it.

Haff had featured roles in the films Altered Species and Deep Freeze. He also appeared in minor roles in Just Shoot Me and CSI: Miami.

Allen founded Hollywood & Vintage, a high volume liquidation company specializing in movie memorabilia and vintage collectibles that he operates from his office and warehouse in Los Angeles.

Ton Jones

Easy to spot in a crowd as he stands six feet tall and weighs 300lbs. His expertise lies in weaponry, which includes modern to ancient guns, rifles, swords, and daggers.

Ton first appeared on TV on the documentary Dr. 90210 as himself. He was landed roles as snake and animal handler on Pit Bulls and Parolees, Venom in Vegas, and I Was Bitten.  He owns a Reptile Rescue and Wildlife Services business that manages bobcats, mountain lions and venomous snakes.

Jones discovered storage unit auctions about seven years ago when he looked for old cars to take into the desert to wreck for fun.

SpikeTV’s new original series is not meant to be taken seriously but as sheer entertainment as the two actors make their way across America in the hunt for that hidden treasure inside an abandoned storage unit up for auction.

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