Category - Storage Wars

Recaps of the original Storage Wars episodes.

Storage Wars: Hester Poltergeist

Definition of Poltergeist: Force credited with certain malicious or disturbing phenomena responsible for physical disturbances. Definition of Hester Poltergeist: All of the above and – OH, HELL NO! The Mogul – wait, hold that...

Storage Wars: Holy Grail II

Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 10: “Zen Masters of the Universe.” Darrell was all about Zen. Kimber taught him the Yoga tree pose. She asked him how he felt. He said, “I need to poop.” Dan and Laura Dotson lost on the way to...

Storage Wars: Rene a Woman?

Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 9: “Boom Goes the Dynamite?” Laura Dotson, dressed in a robe, practiced her – “Remember folks to pay the lady” quip in front of a mirror. Where you ask? Inside her very posh bedroom. Dan...

Storage Wars: Jarrod & Brandi Close Store

Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 7: “LBC U LTR.” Jarrod finally decided to close his Long Beach store. He held a meeting with Brandi along with the staff. Some would keep their jobs. Others, well… not. Brandi stated that Jarrod held on...

Storage Wars: Can You Hear Jaws?

Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 3: “For a Good Time Call…Ivy.” Darrell honked at Rene on the drive to auction. Today’s lesson for Brandon: Physiological Warfare. Ivy decided today was going to be about having fun and messing with...

Storage Wars: King Darrell Reigns Supreme

Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 5: “The Return of the King of Montebello.” Ivy hired someone to manage his store. Less stress he thought as he bought storage units. Rene not pleased to return to the same facility where his hired help backed...

Storage Wars: Darrell Shocked Himself

Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 4: “Operation: Intimidation.” Ivy said today he was Mr. Un-Nice-Guy. Isn’t that everyday? It seemed no one wanted to play nice today as Darrell decided Brandon’s next lesson would be how to mess with...

Storage Wars: Jarrod Smokes Brandi

Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 3: “Nerds of the Round Table.” Jarrod said if they didn’t win a locker soon, they wouldn’t be in the game much longer. Brandi urged him to be smart, not reckless. That woman has brains and looks. Ivy...

Storage Wars: Hit and Miss

Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 2: “The Hills Have Buys.” Ivy ranted about his hatred of mattresses. Umm…okay? Darrell decided it was time Brandon became a better buyer. Rene was concerned for his reputation and determined to beat...