Category - Storage Auction TV Recaps

Recaps of storage auction reality television shows.

Container Wars: Jason the Human Target

Container Wars: Season 1, Episode 14: “Blowing Smoke.” Jason’s on a winning streak. The entire cast placed a target on his back. No way would Deana, Mo, Ty, Matt or the Israelis allow him to continue to win all the best containers...

Storage Wars: Texas: Keep Your Friends...

Storage Wars: Texas: Season 3, Episode 4: “Swinging with the Jenemy.” Jenny asked Mary for a favor. She had a client who wanted an industrial type piece which is right up Mary’s forte. Mary could use Jenny’s business sense...

Storage Wars: Texas: Mary goes Solo and...

Storage Wars: Texas: Season 3, Episode 3: “British Invasion.” Mary and Mo were no longer a team. Mo no longer in the opening credits. If you think about it, Mary did all of the work. She dug through the storage units and refurbished...

Container Wars: I Will Bury You!

Container Wars: Season 1, Episode 13: “Blow a Casket.” Mo gave the cast a mockery T-shirt of Matt, which only lit the fire for Matt to “bury” the competition. Matt was privy that one of the containers held high-end funeral equipment...

Storage Wars: Texas: She’s Baaack...

Storage Wars: Texas: Season 3, Episode 2: “Take A Deep Breath, It’s Lesa.” The earth shook beneath the feet of the cast members. They looked across the horizon and they saw the Apocalypse approaching on a Harley. It was Lesa Lewis...

Storage Wars: Texas: Hoarders...

Storage Wars: Texas: Season 3, Episode 1: “Raiders of the lost Arkana.” Mary’s goal to find raw materials that she could mold into gold. Victor’s goal to keep his big fat mouth shut (his words, not mine). He was not to get...

Container Wars: Banana Queen

Container Wars: Season 1, Episode 12: “All That Glitters.” Morning coffee and smack talk at the concession stand. Ty irked that Mo treated him like wet food stamps. Jason ranted about being screwed over for no reason. Uh, it’s an...