Category - Storage Wars

Recaps of the original Storage Wars episodes.

Storage Wars: Goodbye, Barry Weiss

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 22: “Super Bros. Shuffle.” Goodbye, Barry Weiss. No speeches. No farewells. No tears. But Barry almost had a heart attack. I’ll get to that. This episode was the season finale for season four...

Storage Wars: Battle of the Brows

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 21: “Battle of the Brows.” Brandi was frumpy. Rene was grumpy. Darrell was happy. Barry was dopey. I was waiting for Snow White to appear until The Gambler snapped me back to reality. Darrell: I’ve got...

Storage Wars: Mouth Urinal

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 17: “Total Wine Domination.” Barry brought Adam, his accountant, who advised “The Collector” to get out of the auction business. Oy, vey! Earl, Johan Graham’s father, got lost on his way to...

Storage Wars: Camping & Smack Talking

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 18: “The Storage Buyer in You.” Barry drove to the auction in his Jetsons space automobile with matching camper. The Collector camped for the night, grilled dinner, read a book… you had to be there. Ivy...

Storage Wars: Barry drove a TANK to the...

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 16: “There’s No Place Like Homeland.” Dan and Laura Dotson got lost on their way to the city of Homeland. Laura said they needed to turn back around. Dan did what ever guy does, a quick illegal U-turn. Dan:...

Storage Wars: The HOLY GRAIL

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 15: “This Lamp’s for You.” Jarrod Schulz and Brandi Passante cut the ribbon to officially open their second thrift store. Darrell quipped to Brandon that his strategy today was to serve Jarrod a can of...

Storage Wars: French Burglar

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 13: “The French Job.” Auction held in Laguna Niguel, California. Calvin got a traffic ticket. Barry was disqualified. Harris brothers bought a locker just to buy. Jarrod bought a locker for a toy. Barry came...

Storage Wars: Girl Cat Fight Brandi vs...

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 11: “Orange You Glad Dan Sold it Again.” Girl cat fight!!! Brandi’s pissed that the new girl Casey tried to out bid her. Brandi lunged at Casey. The two rolled around on the ground and… no, wait… I...