Storage Wars: Canada: Season 1, Episode 2: “Orangeville Squeeze Play.”
Rick and Cindy brought stack of cash. Goal to buy up antique furniture. Paul’s goal to impart his wisdom to Bogart. However, Bogart’s goal to take everything with a grain of salt.
Roy’s goal buy locker he really wanted or dropped them on the other players. Play nice, Roy. Ursula’s goal was not to go home empty-handed. She was determined to get down and dirty… and did she ever!
1st Storage Unit
Not much to see here. Even the rats turned their noses up at this one.
Bogart: Even I know this one isn’t worth anything.
Ursula got it for a steal at $10. Finally, she bought her first locker.
Cindy: Your first time shouldn’t be with someone this ugly.
Ursula, not to get her fancy clothes dirty, wore a Hazmat suit. What did she find? Junk and MORE garbage. Maggots. Yes, maggots.
Gross.
2nd Storage Unit
Looked as though someone left in a hurry. Ursula whipped a bid and won at $30. Was she was making up for lost time?
Ursula: That’s two, people! Woo-hoo!! Count ‘em!
Rick: Two times nuthin’… is nuthin’.
No maggots in this locker. She did find cowboy hats.
Ursula: I didn’t get rich, but I didn’t go broke.
3rd Storage Unit
Jam-packed.
Paul said it was worth a bid. Bogart unimpressed. So was everyone else.
Cindy: Too much for too little.
Paul grabbed it for $950. Bogart not happy especially after he was told to unload the merchandise.
Bogart: O-M-G. There goes my inheritance. And my back.
Paul dug through the locker and found an old cuckoo clock. But was it worth anything?
He and his son took it to a specialist. Not worth a dime.
Cuckoo. Cuckoo.
4th Storage Unit
Filled with open boxes which meant it had been ransacked.
Cindy: Everyone knows you don’t bid on sloppy seconds. But we don’t have to tell her (Ursula) that.
Roy wasn’t interested, but he was ready to fulfill his goal and dump the locker on another player.
Helloooo, Ursula.
Roy dumped it on the Fashionista when the bid rose to $900.
Roy: Yeah, that was good for me. You got a smoke?
Ursula discovered a few old porcelain dolls. Good. Suitcase full of sex toys. Ew, bad. Then she found a whip. Very good. Not just any whip. At appraisal expert stated this was a horsewhip valued at $2,500. 
Ursula: Yes! I can’t believe how great it is to be on top!
5th Storage Unit
Packed and stacked. Nice furniture and appliances. Everyone smelled money, especially Cindy.
Veterans sealed the deal at $2,150.
Cindy and Rick dug out antique furniture. Good. But the big money rode on the Amethyst rocks they found. 
Geologist stated these rocks – no value.
Rookie Ursula whipped them all!
PROFIT SCORECARD:
Ursula Stolf: $2,505
Paul & Bogart Kenny: LOSS-$625
Cindy Hayden & Rick Coffill: LOSS -$1430
Roy: $0
What was your first successful rookie experience in buying a storage unit?
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