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Auction Hunters: Wheels and Deals

AllenHaff-TonJones-quadzilla-AH-2-2Auction Hunters: Season 2, Episode 2: “Quadzilla Attacks!”

Allen and Ton headed to Playa Vista, CA. Since it’s a town with a great beach community and lots of residents with expendable income, the guys hoped to find some exciting items inside the day’s units.

Vintage-Lantern-Unit-AH-2-2Vintage Lantern Unit

They won their first unit of the day for $250. vintage-lantern-AH-2-2Allen had spotted a vintage traffic lantern inside which he valued at $100. They also found several promising items which would have been worth a lot more if they hadn’t been broken, including one half of a two man lumberjack saw valued at $50 and an old western electric telephone.

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Fact: Before the invention of chainsaws in 1927, crosscut saws were used to cut trees into lumber.

Allen judged the phone was from the early 1900’s because pieces from it werebakelite-telephone-AH-2-2 made from Bakelite. Since it was missing it’s receiver it was only worth about $60 instead of $400 – $600.

Fact: “Bakelite “was the first synthetic plastic, created in 1907.

The rest of the room seemed pretty worthless, being full of old boxes, a lamp, a couple of cases, a baseball bat and some clothes. But as they loaded everything into their truck Ton accidently broke a small cabinet and they discovered a pouch inside. When they unzipped it, they found a Derringer revolver from the early 1900’s and a Squeeze-Cocker-AH-2-2Squeezer Cocker.

Fact: A “Squeeze Cocker” is a trigger-less gun designed to fire with a single squeeze.

They took the guns to their expert Blaze, and tried them out on the range. Both of them fired and Blaze bought them off them for $600.

Fact: The “Squeeze Cocker” or “Assassins’ Pistol” has an effective range of only 10 feet.

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Quad Roomquad-unit-AH-2-2

The second room they won, Allen wasn’t so sure about but Ton saw what looked like a quad under a tarp and got excited so they took the room for $1000.

The room was full of air compressors, helmets, fenders, fenders-AH-2-2an old generator, boots, wheels and various tools. When they lifted the tarp they discovered a Quadzilla, a vehicle made between 1987-1990 that had more horsepower than any other ATV in its time. It stopped being made after too many people got hurt while driving it.

Ton spotted some sediment in the fuel tank and was concerned the motor could be shot, which would have made the quad worth a whole lot less. Since the quad was in pieces, they had to put it back together before they could see if it ran.

Fact: Honda created the first three-wheel ATVs in 1970.

Once it was in one piece again, Ton got on and tried to start. It took several goes, but it eventually came to life.

They took it to Tony an ATV specialist friend of Ton’s.  When the decided to take it for a test drive they once again had trouble starting it. Allen whispered to Ton how important it was to get it going. Maybe he should have told it to the quad, since Ton was already doing everything he could.

quadzilla-complete-AH-2-2Thankfully it finally came to life and Ton took it for a spin. They haggled with Tony, and he finally agreed to pay them $2900 for it.

Ton and Allen also managed to sell a few of the other items from the unittools-AH-2-2. They made $180 off the helmets from the unit, the fenders went for $100 and they found $1000 worth of tools.

helmets-AH-2-2Fun with wheels and a day at the gun range. Not a bad day for the Haff-Ton team!

Auction Total:

Paid $1250
Sold: $4990
Profit: $3740

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Auction Hunters: Fly Me to the Moon

TonJones-Hovercraft-AH-2-1Auction Hunters: Season 2, Episode 1: “Miami Heat.”

With the auction scene not looking so good in LA, the Haff-Ton team decided to take a little road trip 3000 miles east to Miami.

Fact: Miami has a population of 5.5 million. In 2009 it was ranked the richest U.S. city.

With lots of wealthy people living in Miami who are into various expensive hobbies and enjoy their sun, anything is possible from barbeques to boats and they were hoping for something big.

Fact: Over $300 million worth of vehicles are kept in storage facilities across America.

Electronics-Unit-AH-2-1Electronics Unit

They won their first unit with a bid of $1000. It had numark-cd-player-and-mixer-AH-2-1some boxes, old speakers, clothes and dishes inside, but it was some of the electronics that attracted their attention. They found a Numark CD player and mixer of the kind a DJ would have. It had a value of $220.

They also found an off-brand generator, with a value of $200.

But things got more interesting when they started uncovering space memorabilia. off-brand-generator-AH-2-1 copy

They found a fake NASA space suit only worth $40.NASA-costume-space-suit-AH-2-1

Fact: A NASA spacesuit once sold at auction for $187,200

They then uncovered a large replica rocket and an authentic countdown machine.

Fact: Some display models were once prototypes for actual rockets.Delta-Relay-Model-AH-2-1

They took their space items to Don Willis, a space memorabilia expert. Don told them the rocket replica was a Delta Relay model from back in 60’s. Ton and Allen got very excited when he told them it was the only one he’d ever seen of its kind.

Fact: In 1962, the Delta Relay rocket launched NASA’s first communications satellite.

The countdown machine was also something Don had never seen before. He was certain it was authentic and probably came from the same place as the rocket.

NASA-Countdown-machine-AH-2-1Don valued the two items at $6000, and after some haggling agreed to pay them $2800 for both.

Car-Cover-Container-Unit-AH-2-1Car Cover Container

The final auction of the day was for a shipping container. After they spotted what looked like a car cover, Allen and Ton bid $1800 and won the auction.

Before they could get to the cover however,AllenHaff-Levi-Jeans-AH-2-1 they had to work through a bunch of boxes and old clothes. Allen did find seven pairs of Levi 501 Jeans, valued at $210 and an antique lobster trap worth $80. Ton also found a barbeque baster bottle. It might not have been worth anything, but Ton loved it.

antique-lobster-trap-AH-2-1When they finally pulled off the car cover they discovered it wasn’t a car it all, it was a hovercraft. They took it down to a marine craft wholesaler named Al to check it out. Al told them a hovercraft could go over water, grass, sand, ice or even human bodies. Well that took a dark turn.

Fact: Hovercrafts can travel over any surface, gliding on a cushion of high pressure air.

They had to take it for a test drive though if they wanted to get top dollar for it. Al estimated a couple of people die every year from hovercraft accidents and Ton happily volunteered Allen for test driving duty. Al assured Allen that the nearest hospital was only a couple of miles away so he didn’t have to worry about that. What a comfort.

AllenHaff-Hovercraft-AH-2-1It drove great, and after Allen took it for a spin out on the water, Ton had a go too.

Al bought the hovercraft off them for $5350 and agreed to buy the first round of margaritas.

With their work done, they could kick back and relax in the Miami sun. Not a bad way to end the day on a high note.

Auction Total:

Paid $2800
Sold: $10640
Profit: $7840

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Storage Wars: Trash Collector

BarryWeiss-SW15Storage Wars: Season 1, Episode 15: “Chairman of the Hoard.”

Barry believed that six out of the seven storage units up for auction belonged to the same tenant. Darrell believed the lockers belonged to antique dealer. Dave believed the city was full of old money (rich folk). Jarrod believed this could be their biggest auction ever. What did Brandi believe?

Brandi: I think it’s a hoarder.

Guess who was right.

1storageunit-SW151st Storage Unit
Holy (bleep)! Hoarder locker! Items wrapped in grocery store white plastic bags or sacks. Did not look like an antique dealer at all. Dave Jr. bid this round as Hester remained quiet. Darrell imitated Dave’s “Yuup” bid until Barry decided he wanted this hoarder’s heap and won at $850.

How do you dig through a hoarder’s storage unit? Barry burrowed his way down the middle. Junk. Junk. More junk.

Barry: This is a good place to break a hip. At my age, it could happen.

He said as he precariously stood on top of two water coolers and fourteen Hot-Rod-Magazine-SW15magazines. Oh, Barry, Barry, Barry… please have good health insurance. Did he find anything of value? Uh, that would be a BIG NO!

Barry did find the 1st issue of Hot Rod Magazine valued at $10.

Wah. Wah. Wah.

2nd Storage Unit – Hoarder locker
3rd Storage Unit – Hoarder locker
4th Storage Unit – Hoarder locker – Brandi smelled a dead cat (ew).
5th Storage Unit – Hoarder locker

2storageunit-SW156th Storage Unit
Holy (bleep-bleep)! Hoarder locker Maximus! Brandi stated this one didn’t quite stink as bad as the others (small consolation). If they wanted a locker they needed to win this one. Did she win?

Dan sold it to Dave for $1,100. Wait a minute. Dave didn’t bid.

OOPS!

Hey, it happens. Dan confused. Laura stated to restart the auction and reset the last bid at $1,000. So did Brandi win?

Brandi: Yuup!

At the hefty price of $1,050. Jarrod brought two assistants. They couldn’t believe the mess inside. Jarrod undaunted, believed there was something of value in the back. Needed to created a path through the pile of crap to get back there.

Underneath a moving blanket was an antique furniture piece. Jarrod Antique-Hutch-SW15normally would not ask Dave for advice, but he had to know if the hutch was the real deal.

Jarrod: I got a question for you Dave. Feel like being sincere for a minute.

Oh, how my mind races to find that perfect pun…

Dave offered to give an appraisal, but Jarrod shook his head “no.” Dave’s curiosity got the better of him.

Dave: One time I’ll make an exception.
Jarrod: I think your wife made an exception one time too, huh? That’s how you got one kid.

BURN!

Back to the hutch… Dave said it was a reproduction of a French Renaissance piece. Made in Spain around 1950s. Estimated value at $1,500.Silver-Mirror-SW15

Dave said the rest of Jarrod’s stuff was sh–. Hold on, something caught Dave’s eye. It was a make-up mirror. Dave stated that could be worth more than the hutch. Actually, it was appraised for the same amount at $1,500 at an antique shop.

 Jarrod: We beat Dave. We filled our shelves. We scored three G’s in antiques.

3storageunit-SW157th Storage Unit
Not a hoarder’s unit, phew! Wicker bedroom furniture set, mattresses, and a few bags. Dave won at $300. Inside a drawer of the wicker chest Dave found a box full of unusual jewelry.Animal-Jewelry-SW15

At appraisal the first few jewelry pieces – plastic.

That was so not what Dave wanted to hear. He did however have about $2,000 worth of ivory necklaces.

He also had rhino horn jewelry. Dave made bank on animal horns.

Oh, how your mind races to find that perfect pun…

Profit Scorecard:

Dave Hester: $12,100
Jarrod Schulz & Brandi Passante: $2,087
Darrell Sheets: $0
Barry Weiss: LOSS -$840

Would you have bought a hoarder’s locker?

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Storage Wars: Dave PUSHED an Old Man

BarryWeiss-DaveHester-SW14Storage Wars: Season 1, Episode 14: “Trouble the Oil.”

Jarrod expressed his excitement of the gamble to buy storage units. Brandi expressed their bills stacked and they needed to make a profit. Darrell expressed how he drove three hours in traffic and hope it was worth the effort to be at the auction. Barry expressed he sought collectibles. Dave expressed he sought collectibles.

Stop the presses!
What?!

Dave concerned that he’s pigeonholed in one facet of the business and that he doesn’t want to have a bad reputation (try not to laugh here).

Barry: Your reputation is so tarnished; the strongest acid is not gonna clean it.

Now laugh.

1storageunit-SW141st Storage Unit
Dresser, television, rubber bins, and clothes. Rubbish. However Barry did see something in the far back that looked pewter and engraved. Barry won at $650, but only after Dave bid him up for the sheer pleasure.Decorative-Oil-Ril-Helmets-SW14

Barry’s unique find were oil rig helmets from the 1960s-1970s. Handcrafted that showed scenes of oil rigs, ships, and things related to oil. Valued at $800-$1,000.

Barry liked the uniqueness of the helmets so much that he would keep them.

2storageunit-SW142nd Storage Unit
Hand cart, dresser, and a multitude of plastic bins. Easy win for Jarrod at $300. Once inside the unit he saw the furniture was worthless. Boxes and bins did not contain anything of substantial value. Once piece of furniture stacked up high had a “crank” on the side. Jarrod needed help to get the furniture out of the locker.

Barry was still around. Oh sure, ask the senior citizen (sorry, Barry) to help you lift a heavy object. It was funny to see Jarrod and Barry try to Antique-Record-Player-SW14maneuver the furniture piece out of the back of the room.

It was an antique phonograph which still had records inside the cabinet. Appraisers dated it around the 1920s and valued at $400. Brandi stated they would wait until they got the right buyer, though she whispered she wanted to keep it. Jarrod intent to sell the phonograph. Your guess as good as mine if they kept it or not.

3storageunit-SW143rd Storage Unit
Hand cart, plastic bins, and a 3-wheel bicycle. Dave called his adviser at his store and was informed the bike was worth anywhere from $600-$800. Dave beat out the competition, weak as it was, and bought the locker at $375.

Dave took the 3-wheeler to a bike store and thought he had a home run with this vintage bike. The appraiser took one look, shocked – “Oh!” Hold on now, it’s not what you think. It’s a Frankein bike. Think about it for a moment… ya got it?3-Wheel-Bike-SW14

Yep, it’s a bike that’s been put together with a lot of different pieces from a lot of different bikes. Valued only at $200-$250 IF Dave took time to clean it up a little.

Dave: This guy is basically telling me my bike is a piece of sh–!

Yuup!

Barry bought a mini-bike for $50 (with the motor not yet assembled) from a random guy who happened to be at the same facility as the auction. Dave gave Barry a push. Now that was funny!

Profit Scorecard:

Barry Weiss: $350
Jarrod Schulz & Brandi Passante: $300
Dave Hester: LOSS -$125
Darrell Sheets: $0

What did you think of Dave Hester and his Frankein bike?

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Storage Wars: Barry the Hoarder

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Storage Wars: Season 1, Episode 13: “Makings of a Mogul.”

Dan stated the auction held in Perris was a town surrounded by mountains and lakes. Darrell anticipated outdoor adventure sports and was going to go BIG; so he had Brandon drove a box truck. Dave anticipated hunting and fishing gear. Jarrod anticipated spending all of his money. Barry anticipated collectibles and drove up in his 1937 customized Cadillac.

Not really sure what to expect…

1storageunit-SW131st Storage Unit
Uh, wasn’t expecting that. Trash on a pallet.

Dave: Sometimes you don’t make a profit on what you see, but on what you don’t see.

Note: Not all unassuming rooms are trash (can’t believe I just agreed with Hester).

Dave won at $60. What did he find? Clothes and more clothes. Locker was a BUST. Dave decided to donate the merchandise to Goodwill industries. He hinted he was appointed to work there for 30-days (DUI). The lesson Dave learned working at Goodwill that would one day save his business was that small merchandise was profitable, not just high-end furniture.

2storageunit-SW132nd Storage Unit
Interior corner unit stacked with clothes, antiques, plastic crates, and miscellaneous items with absolutely no care given to how merchandise was stacked.

Jarrod: Take a chance. Lose your pants.

 Darrell exceeded expectations and won at $1,250.

 

3storageunit-SW133rd Storage Unit
Refrigerator, sofa, big screen television, wood chairs, fan, and furniture shrink wrapped, which is always a good sign.

Darrell once again unexpectedly beat out Dave and won at $2,400.

 

 

 

4storageunit-SW134th Storage Unit
Television, modern sofa, suitcases, rubber bins, boxes, and baby items. Darrell won again at $625. That’s three lockers in a row! Who would have predicted that?

Too much merchandise to enumerate what was in Darrell’s three storage units. However in that last unit he found bullets and medication.

Darrell: This locker is full hollow point bullets and medications for your mind… this gotta be Dave Hester’s stuff.Antique-Hearing-Aid-SW13

He did however discover one unique find in the last locker. At appraisal it was an old fashion hearing aid which had a nice patina (appraiser advised never clean any brass items). Dated back to 1910s and estimated at $200-$350.

5storageunit-SW135th Storage Unit
Chain saw, air compressor, power tools, duffle bag and miscellaneous items. Everyone salivated over the power tools, but Barry wanted to see what was in that army duffle bag. He won at $800. What was in the duffle bag? Clothes.

Barry cleared the locker by tossing items out of the locker and broke quite a few items during the process. He tossed everything out but the kitchen sink, only because he didn’t find one. Jarrod frustrated to see Barry toss and break merchandise in search for that one collectible.

Get use to it, Jarrod. That would become Barry’s way!

Barry went to several construction workers to try to sell his rubber bin full of power tools, not a bite. Last resort, Barry visited Jarrod and Brandi’s thrift store. He would sell Jarrod the tools for whatever amount of cash Jarrod had in his pocket.

DEAL!

All Jarrod had in his pocket – a few $1 bills.

Barry: This is lap dance money!

Profit Scorecard:

Darrell Sheets: $3,275
Dave Hester: LOSS -$60
Barry Weiss: LOSS -$800
Jarrod Schulz & Brandi Passante: $0

Would you have bought that first storage unit for $60?

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Storage Wars: Lucky Brandi

BrandiPassante-Vegas-SW12Storage Wars: Season 1, Episode 12: “Auction Royale.”

Darrell set to gamble on lockers. Jarrod told Brandi to pick the locker and he would buy it. Barry felt like a fish out of water in Vegas. Dave attended two different storage auctions before the other players even got out of bed.

Brandon told Barry about it, who was curious to see how well Dave scored. Did you really think Dave was interested in sharing anything with anyone? He wasn’t about to say a word as though he kept some Queen’s secrets to ruling a kingdom.

Gimme a break.

1storageunit-SW121st Storage Unit
Several items wrapped in moving blankets. Too much of a risk and mystery. Only Darrell would gamble on this unit. Dave offered the olive branch to not bid and then what did he do? Dave bid on the locker and said:

Dave: The devil made me do it.

You know you want to say it…

Darrell: Dave Hester keeping his word is like a bird turd falling on your birthday cake.

Darrell won at $175. He and Brandon unraveled the moving blankets and Vases-SW12underneath – cheap ass furniture! They both tore the furniture to shreds. One box contained heavy purple vases. Appraiser stated they were Moser vases from 1980s.

Alexander mineral is placed in the glass which gave the crystal the purple hue. Entire collection valued at $3,000-$3,200. Looks like Brandon will buy his dad lunch because he bet the small vase itself wasn’t worth more than $5. It was worth $500 alone! Good thing the father-son team didn’t smash the crystal as they did the furniture.

2storageunit-SW122nd Storage Unit
Train wreck of a mess. Boxes tossed about, rubber bins, garbage bags, bar stools, candy machine, luggage, and miscellaneous items. Jarrod and Barry made a play, but at $350 it was too much for Jarrod.

Barry: It looks like this one was a little too rich for Jarrod’s and Brandi’s blood. That’s where Social Security gives me the edge.

When Barry returned to the locker he took one look – daunting to say the least. It’s easy to buy but hard to sort through. He dug through each bag, box, and bin. Anything unique? A Green Stamp electric sign.Green-Stamps-Sign-SW12

For those unfamiliar with green stamps – customers would receive them at retail stores or gas stations as part of a reward program. You could then buy products off of a catalog if you had enough stamps. Green stamps were issued during the 1930s-1980s. But was the sign worth anything? Nope. Just wall decoration.

3storageunit-SW123rd Storage Unit
Mattress and sofa blocked view from rest of the locker. Darrell vs Jarrod but “The Gambler” stated he would rather spend his money at the casinos. Jarrod won at $200. Unclear what exactly was in locker.

Once he removed the mattress and sofa he found a crib. Brandi found some Casino-Chips-SW12household items and a plastic bag full of CASINO CHIPS! Make that $500 worth.

Jarrod: What can I say? Brandi had a feeling on this unit and it paid off.

Brandi wanted to spend a night out on the town. She put on a little black dress and Jarrod wore black shorts (yeah, that’s considered dressed up for him).

Profit Scorecard:

Darrell Sheets: $3,025
Jarrod Schulz & Brandi Passante: $512
Barry Weiss: LOSS -$350

Both Darrell and Jarrod took risks on buying storage units in which they could not see the merchandise; would you?

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Storage Wars: Let’s Go to Vegas!

BrandiPassante-JarrodSchulz-SW11Storage Wars: Season 1, Episode 11: “Gambler’s Last Resort.”

Out of Los Angeles and head to Las Vegas for a five-day marathon of auctions. Dave did not have his crew. Barry wondered if he could keep up. Darrell did not have good luck in Vegas.

Jarrod asked Dave at what point in this industry did he feel he owned it. Did Dave give a straight honest answer? No. He said “There’s a saying to respect your elders.” Jarrod will respect those who earned it. Jarrod just wanted to know how to be at Dave’s level without the “attitude.” Dave said to Jarrod he already had an attitude. How would Schulz be later at a higher level?

Hopefully, not a Dave Mini-Me.

1storageunit-SW111st Storage Unit
Sofa, end tables, lamp, and broken glass. Everyone but Jarrod passed. Why? Jarrod saw a garbage bag of Levi jeans. Wha? Stay with me. Vintage Levis can sell for $$$, not kidding. He won the pitiful locker for $175.

Jarrod: Darrell may know tank tops and Dave definitely knows short-shorts. But I know clothes.Vintage-Jeans-SW11

Jarrod said with old Levis, check the inseam for red stitching. That indicates vintage jeans. Appraisers stated if the back tag had a big letter “E” – it’s worth a lot of money. Unfortunately Jarrod’s jeans did not have that big “E.” However, he did have a pair with the red stitching (now pink faded through time). Rest of lot also vintage. Whole lot valued at $1,200.

2storageunit-SW112nd Storage Unit
Mattresses, office chair, grill, furniture, patio furniture, and boxes.

Barry: Did these mattresses come from Bed Bugs and Beyond?

Darrell was concerned that Dave would bid him up. It was JARROD who bid him up to $800. Dave stepped in and pushed the last bids before he dropped the locker on Darrell at $1,100.

Darrell and Brandon took a look inside the locker. High-end outdoor Jewelry-SW11furniture, complete bedroom set, older wide screen television, and a suitcase full of jewelry. At appraisal, the first piece was a heart pendant with a diamond, from Tiffany’s no less! That was just the beginning. Gold, silver, and diamonds, oh my! Total estimation at $17,000!

Dave: I’m loving this city right now!

3storageunit-SW113th Storage Unit
Bicycle parts, stereo speaks, boxes, and rubber bins. Dave hadn’t bought a locker and this one was the last of the day. Jarrod and Brandi decided to turn the tables and bid Dave up on this locker.

Dave: Am I really getting bid up by Jarrod right now? I’m hurt. I can’t believe someone would do something like that.

You get what you give, Dave, and yes… you’ll have to take Jarrod more seriously in the future.Rock-Collection-SW11

Without a crew, Dave had to dig through his own locker. He found low-end electronics, a couple of flasks, adult videos (it’s Vegas, what did you expect?), books, and a bin of rocks. You read that right – ROCKS.

Dave took the rock collection to a geologist and guess what? Yep, rocks had value. Mineral specimens that could go from $50-$500 a piece! Entire collection estimated value at $5,000.

Profit Scorecard:

Darrell Sheets: $16,675
Dave Hester: $4,725
Jarrod Schulz & Brandi Passante: $1,025
Barry Weiss: $0

Have you discounted old jeans not knowing they could be worth thousands?

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Storage Wars: Hester & Sheets Battle

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Storage Wars: Season 1, Episode 10: “School House Lock.”

Auction held in Fullerton, which is a college town. Darrell attended the school of “hard knocks.” He’s only concern was to keep an eye on the competition. Barry wore his lucky socks. He felt while students didn’t own collectibles, professors might. Dave brought two boxed trucks with four helpers. Planned on a big score.

Jarrod thrilled to find items from dorm rooms that would be perfect for their thrift store. He’s going to “let” Brandi take the lead today.

Brandi: Let me get this straight… he said – Let me?

Jarrod, you might be more mindful of what you say in the interview room.

1storageunit-SW101st Storage Unit
Tools and more tools. Dave was interested only if Darrell was. Purposefully said that out loud to smirk right at Darrell’s face.

Darrell: I got my eye out on that no-neck swindler.Industrial-Paint-Spayer-SW10

Darrell kept his eye on Dave. Dave kept his eye on Darrell. Everyone forgot to keep an eye at Brandi. She bid under the radar and won unit at $650.

Jarrod and Brandi had the merchandised hauled back to their store to sort. Big ticket item was an industrial paint spray machine including the spray guns. Appraiser stated the guns alone were valued at $50 each. Machine, about two years old, valued at around $3,500.

2storageunit-SW102nd Storage Unit
Bicycle, wood bowl, garbage bags, and boxes stacked to the ceiling in this small locker. Barry asked Dave if his back was okay. Dave stated he spent $1K on new labor to do all the work for him.

Barry: One of your helpers said you fell off your checkbook a couple of weeks ago.

Darrell had Brandon bid on the locker due to the undercurrent he had with Dave. Did it help? Not really. Dave encouraged Barry to win at $500.Vinyl-Records-SW10

As Barry ripped open garbage bags and boxes, he came to the conclusion it’s mostly general merchandise items from a dorm room. One box however might be his saving grace. Sacked full of vintage vinyl records. At appraisal only the Edison vinyl was valued at $100. The entire lot however, no more than $350. Doh!

That was the end of the college dorm auction with Dave’s parting words:

Dave: I didn’t get anything here, except for rations (bleep) from all the pukes.

Another storage auction was held at Long Beach. Both Darrell and Dave arrived at the facility.

BATTLE!!!

Dave: I hope you brought your balls today.
Darrell: Put up or shut up.
Dave: I’m looking forward to shoving one of these right up your ass.

So who do you think would win the last locker of the day? First storage unit full of baby-type merchandise – both passed. Second storage unit large and full of crap merchandise – both passed.

3storageunit-SW103rd Storage Unit
Ironing board, keyboard in box, rubber bins, and boxes packed to ceiling. Dave placed only one bid. According to auctioneer Dan, the bid was placed because Darrell wanted the locker. Not much of a fight. So much for Hester’s trash talk. Darrell won at $400.

Darrell told Dave he missed the keyboard which might be worth $700. Dave said he be lucky to get $40. Uh, once Brandon pulled the keyboard box out of the storage unit, it was empty. Doh!

Darrell caught auctioneer Dan just as he was about to drive off and told him he wanted to give away the locker. Dave said he would take it since his workers were already there. Dave then bought the locker from Darrell for the amount of the cleaning deposit.

Do you think Darrell was a bit too quick to give up without sorting through every last piece of item? Let’s see what Dave found in the locker.Suba-Gear-SW10

Back at Dave’s thrift stores he had his helpers sort through the merchandise. Household items, small collectibles, and a rubber bin full of scuba gear. Top-of-the line regulator and buoyancy vest compensator. Estimated value at $1,000.

Profit Scorecard:

Jarrod Schulz & Brandi Passante: $3,239
Dave Hester: $967
Barry Weiss: LOSS -$175
Darrell Sheets: LOSS -$400

Do you think Darrell should have given away his storage unit without sorting through all of the merchandise?

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Storage Wars: Wicked Witch Hester

Dave-Hester-SW9Storage Wars: Season 1, Episode 9: “The Collector’s Last Stand.”

Dave wanted antiques. Barry, as a collector, wanted to see something he’s never seen before. Darrell wanted a small storage unit in which the merchandise could fit in his pick-up truck. Brandi wanted Jarrod not to spend all their money. Jarrod wanted to spend all their money.

1storageunit-SW91st Storage Unit
Vintage matchbook collection, boxes, and plastic bins. Dave and Darrell were out. Jarrod bid, but Brandi’s stare hit him to his bones.

Brandi: I’m all for taking chances, but… wait, no I’m NOT!

Jarrod backed off and Barry took the locker for $375. “The Collector” had a ton of boxes and bins to sort through. Barry felt more like a scavenger. He found a type of locked cupboard. He borrowed the facilities hand saw and broke the blade. Oops! Next try, bolt cutters. Opened the doors and… junk.Antique-Flask-SW9

Barry did find a flask with a small circular door in the middle. Huh? It’s a “pocket spittoon” for spitting. Ew! Dated back to 1840s. Appraisers couldn’t agree on its value. Barry decided to keep it because it was unique. He is after all, a collector.

Barry: Obscure items like this portable spittoon are the reason I got into collecting in the first place.

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Wheel chair, walker, quality furniture, and boxes. Dave called the merchandise “mediocre” but only because he was interested in the locker.

Darrell was out, too heavy a load. Jarrod and Dave were both in, but Jarrod had a $1,400 cap. Dave won at $1,450.

Dave: I just over paid for a unit to prove a point. You’re gonna get run over, if you’re in my way.

“The Mogul” had the merchandised sorted at his store. His unique find Antique-Canes-SW9were five antique canes. At appraisal, one was a walking stick with a whale’s tooth as the handle. One ordinary cane. One plantation cane in good condition. One cane with a walrus tusk. One folk art cane with carvings. Valued at $150-$250 per cane.

Dave: Looks like I broke some spirits, again; and made some money, again.

Quote then proceeded by an evil giggle (couldn’t really call it an evil laugh). Dave mentioned his father gave him a whooping every once in a while. That was an interesting bit of insight into his personal life. Apparently his father’s disciplines did not cover how to be kind or polite to others.

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Box of shoes, garden pot, and garbage bags. Darrell was interested when he saw the expensive tennis shoes. As he bid, so did Dave just to drive up the price.

Darrell, also a seasoned auction hunter, outsmarted Dave. At $400 he acted as though he was ready to drop the unit on Dave. Then he placed the final bid at $450. Dave would not take the chance of getting stuck with the locker, so he quit.

Darrell: We played chicken, and look who flinched. He may think he’s a master, but he can’t win them all.

What Darrell found in that small storage unit were clothes in the garbage bags, a few tools, and an oil painting that came apart. Darrell stopped dead in his tracks and looked at his son. What did he find behind the painting?

MONEY!!!Cash-Behind-Picture-Frame-SW9

Counted the stash. Total – $1,750! You would normally look behind a piece of art work to see if it has a certificate of authenticity. However, it’s not uncommon to find money or hidden historical documents behind a piece of art.

Jarrod and Brandi reflected on how Dave kept them from winning a locker by $50.

Brandi: I totally want to kick Dave’s ass. At all cost.

Atta girl, Brandi!

Profit Scorecard:

Dave Hester: $3,500
Darrell Sheets: $1,300
Jarrod Schulz & Brandi Passante: $0
Barry Weiss: LOSS -$375

Have you found anything stashed behind a piece of art or frame?

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Storage Wars: Barry’s Psychics

BarryWeiss-PsychicStorage Wars: Season 1, Episode 8: “Midnight in the Gardena Good and Evil.”

Storage units for auction were indoors. Dave said these types of lockers were harder to read and would separate the amateurs from the pros.

Darrell said these interior lockers would contain collectibles. Jarrod said the lockers were small and affordable. Barry had nothing to say – his two psychics sidekicks said all. W-e-i-r-d.

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Table, chairs, cabinet, and boxes. Barry’s psychics told him they “were not feeling it” and neither was he.

Dave: Barry, get up here with your psychos and see what the f— is going on here.

Darrell shouted at Dave, “That was offensive.” So true. Dave’s rebuttal to what he believed was offensive:

Dave: People who make a mockery out of MY profession. I’m done tolerating circus acts and bottom feeders.
Time to trim the herd.

Dave called it his profession. Such audacity as though he owned the corner market on buying storage units. Jarrod wanted to win the first storage unit and fell right into Dave’s trap of overpaying, again. Brandi not happy as Jarrod spent almost their entire budget for the day on one locker.

Back at the thrift store, Jarrod sorted the merchandise with a helper. Inside a rubber bin he found dolls or action figures. Another bin Star Wars toys and superheroes; many new still in the box.

Jarrod and Brandi took the toys for appraisal. When the opened the superhero box, the appraiser shouted, “Holy Moley!” Aquaman, Thor, Green Arrow, The Hulk, and more.

Brandi: I don’t know if Jarrod is aware of this, but I have a little thing for Thor.

Four of the superheroes alone were valued at $8,000. Spiderman Action-Heroes-Toys-SW8alone valued at $3,000. Entire collection estimated between $12,000-$14,000.

Jarrod: Toys. Who knew?
Brandi: The Nerds did.

Jarrod’s biggest score ever, despite Dave running up the price of the locker. This was a key note victory for the “Young Gun.” You could see it on his face in the interview room. He had finally made the BIG TIME!

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Tools, V-8 engine, and miscellaneous items. Barry’s psychics did their “thing” by “feeling” the energy of the locker. They advised Barry there was a lot of “dark negative” energy; but that he should try to buy the locker for a good price.

Darrell then mimicked the psychics to feel the energy of the storage unit. Oh, good Lord if that did not set Dave off like mad cow.

Dave: I’ve had enough of these jack asses. It’s all day long with this bull sh–!

Hester then pushed Barry and stormed out. Hester even flipped the bird. Hester also pushed the camera out of his way as shouted expletives with every step.

Darrell: That was hilarious. I love watching Dave get his panties in a bunch.

Without Dave, no one drove the price up. “Hollywood Barry,” as Dan nicknamed him, won this locker at $550. Barry and the two psychics dug through the storage unit. He found a chain saw, shop vac, ladder, and power tools. He couldn’t see what “dark negative” energy they gals warned him about until he found…

SHRUNKEN HEADS!Shrunken-Heads-SW8

Barry: It’s illegal to sell body parts in the United States, believe me, I’ve tried.

At the Bower Museum Barry learned that shrunken heads became popular mid 1800s. Once the natives saw they could sell the heads for profit, they went on a hunting rampage. Ugh! Barry’s shrunken heads however were not authentic, but made of animal skin. Half a dozen heads appraised at $50 each.

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Uh, one mirror, lamp shade, and two dresser drawers. Everyone laughed, even the co-auctioneer.

Laura: Change your sights. Change your tune.
This is what we roll out of bed for.

Darrell won the locker for $3 (you read that right). He bought the storage unit because he knew the mirror was worth some money.

Notes:
1. Jarrod did not wear gloves yet on site when handling merchandise in lockers.
2. In eight episodes, Dave said “pukes” only twice.

Profit Scorecard:

Jarrod Schulz & Brandi Passante: $12,800
Barry Weiss: $450
Darrell Sheets: $27
Dave Hester: $0 and a bad attitude

What did you think of Dave’s rude behavior and storming out of an auction?

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