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Storage Hunters UK: Episode 7 – Glasgow

Linda jam session

The location for the today’s episode is Glasgow.

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 1

Some old furniture, a vintage looking kitchen unit.

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vintage kitchen unit

Nat and John are interested and so is George. George – John is Nat’s lap dog.

The bidding starts and Nat and John win the lot at Ł700. They investigate the unit with Sean. Chairs, sofas, a bar, 4 candelabras and the aforementioned vintage kitchen unit.

candelabra kitchen bar

They made a profit on this unit, but Nat confirms if they lost money, it would have been John’s fault.

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STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 2

A children’s bike, a guitar. Danny is interested and so are Nat and John.

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Danny explains why he is being a pain in the a** – I love winding people up, getting under their skin, they don’t have their head in the bin and that’s how I make money.

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The bidding starts and Danny wins the lot at Ł1000. Nat’s face says it all.

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Afterwards Nat, John and Linda have a good gossip about Danny. The gist of it – they can’t stand him.

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STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 3

Some books and musical equipment.

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Linda thinks it’s instruments. Matt thinks Danny is all mouth. He is getting on everyone’s nerves and will get punched by the end of the day.

The bidding starts and Nat and John decide this would be a good time to have another one of their domestics. Linda wins the lot at Ł875. Nat and John continue with their domestic. Nat is pissed John is sticking up for Danny. And she tells John she is the one making money. What’s this – Storage Hunters UK or Couples Therapy?

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Linda investigates the unit with Sean. They find a pair of bongos (Sean says they are in good condition and a nice brand). Further inspection reveals a guitar stand, an old record player, a banjo, a mandolin and a violin.

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Sean decides to give playing a violin a go – hm maybe better no dude, you might break it?

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In total Linda has five instruments that she will need to get appraised.

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 4

A bunch of pet store stuff?

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Danny and Nat have an argy bargy.

Danny – her problem is she is jealous. She sees John, he’s not good looking. She sees me, a good looking guy, nice tan, making a lot of money. Hm yes, that’s what he said.

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ANYHOW back to the unit. Linda can see sawdust, it’s something to do with animals. And our Linda, she doesn’t like animals. George shares he might have a cheeky bid.

The bidding starts and wouldn’t you know, Nat and John end up bidding against each other? Seriously.

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George wins the lot at Ł1200. Another domestic between Nat and John.

George investigates the unit with Sean. A gerbil cage (luckily without the gerbil). A bunch of dog and cat toys.

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A big dog bed (for John says George). A bunch of dog jackets.

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And a stuffed dog. As in – this is not a toy dog. No. This is a dog that was dead and then the poor bugger got stuffed. No, we aren’t kidding. We wish we were.

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George has made a loss with this one. Sean asks George whether it was worth losing Ł400 just to wind up John, George says yes.

Back to storage unit number 2 with Danny. An empty guitar case. 3 (!!!) pinball machines.

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And a major score – a Gibson guitar.

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Linda gets her instruments appraised and the whole lot is worth between Ł800 and Ł900.

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Afterwards Linda has a jam session.

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Profit:

Nat and John: Ł1300
George: -Ł400
Danny: Ł2000

So, what did you think of this episode? Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comments section below.

Storage Hunters UK: Episode 6 – Oxfordshire

Nat John domestic argy bargy

The location for the today’s episode of Storage Hunters UK is the county of Oxfordshire.

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 1

Some furniture covered with blankets. From what the players can see the furniture looks old. George is interested.

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Linda thinks George is not the brightest crown in the box. Really Linda? REALLY? Pot, kettle, etc.

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But you guys. YOU GUYS!

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LOOK at what Rupert is wearing! Just look at his little ensemble! (FYI – it took us about five tries to get a full screenshot of his outfit. Because it is that good!)

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We have decided Rupert is our new favorite.

George calls Rupert a fruit loop of the highest degree. Hm that’s a bit harsh George.

The bidding starts, Danny jacks up the price, but Rupert wins the lot at Ł925.

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 2

We have no clue what this stuff is. But Rupert thinks it is some type of tree gear. Danny *thinks* the object under the tarp is a tree shredder and these are serious money.

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John is also interested in this unit (a new development since Nat normally makes all the decisions). A delightful little exchange happens between him and Nat and it ends up with Nat saying he’ll need a new ballsack if he bids on this bin.

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As we said – delightful.

The bidding starts and Danny wins the lot at Ł2200. Which is obviously good news for John and his ballsack.

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 3

Art stuff. Blank canvases, paints, brushes and some artwork covered with sheets.

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George is interested – it looks like Bansky-sque’s graffiti artist type of thing. Nat and John are also interested.

The bidding starts and George wins the lot at Ł1200. Nat and John have another domestic. But they didn’t need to as it turns out the unit is rubbish. A bunch of paintings (not very good ones). A bunch of templates. And not much else. George made a loss with this one.

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Back to storage unit number 2 with Danny and Sean. A chainsaw.

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Some climbing gear. If it is a tree shredder underneath the tarp and IF it works it will be a major score for Danny. And wouldn’t you know – it is a shredder and it does work!

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YAY for Danny! (all Danny has to say is that John shouldn’t have listened to his missus. Well. Maybe John prefers his privates unharmed?)

Back to storage unit number 1 with the delightful Rupert.

More details of his outfit because… why not?

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A vintage looking propeller. That was made in China.

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A ratty old chair.

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Some vintage looking headphones. And… well this thing.

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It has something to do with the electric currents, but for the life of us, we don’t have a clue what it is.

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 4

Some old furniture. Rugs. Lamps. Basically – it looks like an old granny’s house.

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George points out the bin could be interesting. But then again, it could be cr*p. Linda is interested. Danny thinks Linda is not too clever, but she has a good heart. Lord wecannoteven.

The bidding starts and Linda wins the lot at Ł800.

Linda hopes there might be a hidden gem in there somewhere.

A not particularly nice looking wardrobe.

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A ceramic dog.

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A vintage looking shoe shine kit.

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A dusty looking chest reveals a nice looking jewelry box. Linda just about breaks even.

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Sean – when you are blond, that’s kinda like making money. Linda looks outraged (after a minute or so when she realizes what he said to her), but so are we (blondherethankyouverymuch).

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 5

A fence. And something inflatable looking, it’s hard to tell what it is (Rupert thinks it’s a life raft for Nat and John). Nat and John are interested.

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The bidding starts and Nat and John win the lot at Ł800. They find 4 hot air blower fans. And an inflatable baby. We kid you not.

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Profit:

George: -Ł500
Danny: Ł8800
Rupert: -Ł375
Linda: Ł0

So, what did you think of this episode? Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comments section below.

IBid4Storage Users Lose Money With Membership Fees

iBid4storageOnline storage auctions are swiftly gaining in popularity, and plenty of sites are eager to get in on the action. It’s hardly a surprise that virtual auctions are the wave of the future. Sales made online tend to receive higher bids, netting the seller more money, and posting a unit online is much easier and less labor-intensive than hosting a live auction.

One newcomer to the U.S. market is iBid4Storage, a virtual storage auction site that tries to stand out from the pack. Unlike some of its competitors, iBid doesn’t charge premiums to buyers and sellers: You bid on units and pay for them in person with the owner when the auction is finished. In that regard, iBid4Storage works a lot like OSA. Here’s the crucial difference: OnlineStorageAuctions.com is completely free, no strings attached, whereas iBid charges buyers and sellers a monthly fee to use the service.

Ibid4Storage.com doesn’t seem too eager to make this point clear as it’s not exactly spelled out on its main site, but once you register you find out the truth: iBid is only free for bidders who want want basic features. Sellers must pay $50 per month per facility in order to participate in auctions. Buyers who want to be notified if they’re outbid or want to bid on more than 3 units have to pay a $19.95 monthly fee.

This monthly service fee is assessed regardless of whether you run an auction that month, and the expense can add up quickly enough to dissuade storage facilities and private sellers from using the service. This reduces the overall number of people using the site, giving buyers fewer options, and of course it strips money from the pockets of sellers.

Right now, OnlineStorageAuctions.com is still the best in the business. Not only is it 100% free for both buyers and sellers, it also has a huge and active community. OSA gets a ton of traffic, including auctioneers, private sellers, storage facilities and professional bidders, and its membership is one of the biggest of any site of its kind. A big membership means more variety, which is great for everyone.

Storage Hunters UK: Episode 5 – Blackpool

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The location for the today’s episode of Storage Hunters UK is Blackpool.

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 1

The first unit contains a bunch of deck chairs and some random stuff covered with blankets.

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Both Danny and Nat and John are interested.

The bidding starts and Nat and John win the unit at Ł900.

They investigate the unit with Sean. A bunch of deck chairs. A change machine.

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Illuminations.

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An unicycle. And score – a tandem seat ricksha!

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STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 2

The second unit contains a lot of trains. A LOT. Some railway signs.

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And Heavy D shows up! Much to the annoyance of just about everyone but Sean. And Danny.

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Danny – if the girls are moaning at him, they are not moaning at me. We don’t even know where to begin with this statement.

We think Nat’s face says it all.

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Meanwhile Heavy D thinks Linda and Nat fancy him. He is joking. He must be joking, right?

The bidding starts and George wins the lot at Ł725.

Argy bargy erupts between Heavy D, George and John. Mini Mile has to intervene.

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Their argy bargy reminds us of this:

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George and Sean investigate the unit. As we have already mentioned this unit has trains. And lots of them. George tells Sean it’s the locomotives that fetch the money and not the carriages. Also collectors love when the trains are in their original boxes.

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STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 3

A bunch of costumes. Both Linda and Heavy D are interested. But Linda wins the lot at Ł1300.

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A very fetching feather boa for Mini Mile.

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STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 4

A bunch of discarded office equipment. Danny is obviously interested.

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Linda is not happy about Heavy D – he makes her lose her concentration and by the end of it she is completely intimidated by him.

We simply refuse to take him seriously.

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Linda’s face says it all really.

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Back to storage unit number 3.

Sean calls this business in a box. Lots and lots of costumes. Feather boas. A plastic bag full of rubber masks. A whole box filled with costumes.

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Back to storage unit number 4.

Danny loves buying stuff that is an easy sell and this is a piece of cake. Further investigation reveals 26 brand new hair trimmers still in their boxes. Some office chairs. Some spray tan equipment. A sun bed. A fancy hair dryer.

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STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 5

A bunch of psychedelic looking blankets.

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Heavy D is interested. Linda thinks Heavy D doesn’t know what he is looking at, it’s a heap of sh*t and he’ll go for it. Nat seems to agree – Heavy D has no business acumen about him and he doesn’t know what he is looking at.

Heavy D wins the lot at Ł500. He investigates the unit with Sean. It is a bunch of horse riding equipment. Some funky saddle blankets. And 6 saddles. Which turn out to be donkey saddles.

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And a fanny pack with money inside.

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Heavy D in a rare moment of clarity declares – I’ve got to be the biggest donkey for buying this bin.

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And still he manages to make a profit. What the what?

Meanwhile Nat and John go for a ride in the ricksha.

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Profit:

Nat and John: Ł1900
George: Ł1275
Linda: Ł2200
Danny: Ł1100
Heavy D: Ł500

So, what did you think of this episode? Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comments section below.

Storage Hunters UK: Episode 4 – Perth

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The location for the today’s episode of Storage Hunters UK is Perth, Scotland.

To commemorate the occasion Sean and Mini Mile are wearing kilts. The traditional way. Luckily we are spared the demonstration.

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Heavy D is back. Also we have a couple of new local players – Glasgow Gary and Matt.

STORAGE UNIT 1

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A bunch of discarded catering equipment (chairs, tables, dishes, cups). And the unit smells. Naturally Danny is interested.

The bidding starts, Heavy D jacks up the price, but Glasgow Gary wins the lot for Ł3025.

Sean and Glasgow Gary check what else is in there – they find a coffee machine, an old telephone box and a hand cart.

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And Sean shows us that he is indeed wearing nothing underneath the kilt.

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Wecannoteven.

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STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 2

A bunch of furniture and some toys.

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Linda’s strategy is to observe George and see what he does, because he is seeing something interesting. Danny is interested.

Linda thinks it’s good Heavy D is around because people think he is thicker than her. Oh Linda – we would never!

The bidding starts and Heavy D jacks up the price again. Matt wins the auction at Ł1800. People are PISSED.

But Heavy D is not bothered – I jedi-ed them up. You can’t jedi me. I’m the jedi master. I am Yoda. (that’s what he said).

Well Yoda. Maybe next time pull your pants up? Just saying.

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We’ll tell you – between Sean’s full frontal and Heavy D’s b*tt crack we are scarred for life. FOR LIFE.

CAR AUCTION

Sean invites the players to a car auction.

Linda and George decide to go 50 – 50 on the car auction. They do a pinky swear (we wish we were kidding). But the ever observant Nat spots rust on the ground.

The bidding starts and George and Linda win the car auction at Ł2800.

Sean reveals the car and as Heavy D predicted it is a piece of sh*t.

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No. In fact it’s even worse because a) the car is a rusty piece of sh*t and b) Linda and George have to remove it from the premises by the end of the day. Linda wants nothing to do with it.

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 3

Something under the tarp, might be a boat. A bunch of fishing equipment.

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Matt (the new player) and Nat and John are interested.

Nat and John win the lot at Ł2800. Sean takes them to have a look at the unit. Nat thought it was a speed boat.

A speed boat? Nat?

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Instead she got a crap fishing boat.

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Nat and John have a domestic.

Back to storage unit number 2 to see what it contains.

A cotton candy machine. Some kiddie bikes. A gong. A Peterbilt hood grill. An old weighting machine.

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STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 4

On their way to the storage unit 4 Sean shares he loves the freedom of the kilt. Alright then.

But when Mini Mile cuts the lock and opens up the unit it seems there is a gas leak of some sort. Our players clear the area pretty damn sharpish. But after the talk with the manager Sean assures them it is just a helium leak.

Ok we are well aware we might sound like Linda now – but since when do exterminators use helium? What would that be in aid of – to make the rats sound funny?

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Exterminator equipment. A couple of exterminator suits, some rat cages and what appears to be barrel of poisonous substance.

Matt has a bit of fun with Heavy D and jacks up the price. Heavy D wins the lot at Ł1000.

Sean and Heavy D investigate the unit. They find some bugs in acrylic. A dead rat (in case you were wondering Heavy D runs away like a baby from the dead rat. And we don’t blame him, we would run way too). A poison gas applicator. And the exterminator suits are custom made and worth some money.

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Meanwhile Nat and John go for a boat ride. Brave of them, that boat doesn’t look particularly sea-worthy.

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Random thought of the day – what the what with Dapper Dan and his case of man boobs?

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Profit

Glasgow Gary Ł475
Linda and George -Ł2800
Nat and John -Ł1800
Matt -Ł150
Heavy D Ł1000

So, what did you think of this episode? Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comments section below.

Storage Hunters UK: Episode 3 – RAF Bentwaters

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The location for the today’s episode of Storage Hunters UK is RAF Bentwaters.

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 1

(to be clear it’s not really a unit, it is a hangar).

A jeep or a car of some sort. And a bunch of boxes hiding underneath camouflage tarp.

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Nat and John have a brief discussion about the jeep:

John: Do you like it?
Nat: Yeah
John: Would you fit in it?
Nat: Cheeky bastard.

Linda thinks it is an airplane. And this other stuff is a bunch of leaves.

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The bidding starts and Nat wins the lot for Ł1675.

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 2

A bunch of stuff. And we mean this literally. Just look at it.

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Danny thinks it looks like a house clearance. Linda goes into long explanation how she gets sucked into bidding, then she bids and then she loses money and she doesn’t want to bid.

tl; dr

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We think Linda isn’t interested?

The bidding starts, Linda jacks up the price and Danny wins the lot at Ł875.

George thinks Linda made Danny look like a prat. We think Danny needs no help with that.

In case you have forgotten from last episode

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STORAGE UNIT 3

Some wooden cabinets. A bunch of old looking boxes.

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And dear readers we have a new player. His name is Rupert (antiques and oddities expert).

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Just look at him. We don’t even know where to begin. The hair, the pants, the sash (is that a sash? What IS that? Also we thought this was Storage Hunters UK, not Miss Universe competition), but the umbrella… Look at that umbrella. We had a similar one. When we were in a 2nd grade.

Ok, with that out of the way…

The bidding starts and Rupert wins the lot at Ł3700.

Sean and Rupert go to investigate.

A set of cutlery. The cabinets are a reproduction. Some more cutlery (we think whoever owned this unit had a bit of a cutlery problem. Honestly, how much cutlery can you possibly need?). An empty box.

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And bingo… another box reveals a vintage looking gun.

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Rupert goes to grab it, but Sean is like – whoa dude stop! He explains you first need to check there is no live ammo inside. Then you need to a) call the police, b) call the auction house or b) call a licensed arms dealer to have a look.

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 1

Sean, Nat and John go to investigate Storage unit number 1.

And it is indeed a jeep under the tarp (so much for Linda and her plane theory). The jeep is in working condition.

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Underneath “the leaves” Nat and John find a bunch of paintball equipment and smoke bombs.

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Which given Nat and John’s proclivity for domestics – maybe they shouldn’t handle guns of any sort? On the plus side – at least it’s not real guns.

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 2

Danny goes to investigate all the stuff he bought. A bunch of clothes.

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A piano.

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And 8 brand new lawn mowers.

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STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 4

A bunch of chairs and other assorted stuff that *might* have been used for a street party.

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Both Linda and Danny are interested. Danny wins the lot at Ł3500 and manages to annoy Linda in the process. She shares she thinks he is smarmy and irritates the life out of her. Us too Linda, us too.

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Danny investigates the unit. A small PA system. A speaker. A throne with Princess Di and Prince Charles puppets. A flag.

PA system

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Danny makes a loss of Ł2300 on this unit.

Rupert takes the pistol he purchased to be valued by the arms expert David Franklin Johnson. It is a Colt Navy revolver from 1854 (the year of the Charge of the Light Brigade). Last time a pistol like that was auctioned was a few years ago and it fetched over Ł5000.

Obviously Rupert rubs his hands with glee.

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Rupert goes off to a shooting range and tries out his pistol. In a red sash (again WHAT is that thing?)

Rupert shooting range

Profit:

Nat and John: Ł15325
Danny: Ł1125
Danny: -Ł2300

So, what did you think of this episode? Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comments section below.

Storage Hunters UK: Episode 2 Recap – Milton Keyes

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Milton Keyes is the location for the today’s episode of Storage Hunters UK.

And we have a new player – Heavy D (more on him in a minute).

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 1

A bunch of circus props.

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Linda correctly identifies some of the items in the unit. It’s that thing that elephant puts his foot on. And that loopy thing that things jump through. Not elephants. Wecannoteven*

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Linda doesn’t have an elephant and is not interested in the lot. George on the other hand is. George’s grandparents were in the circus and he loves the trapeze.

The bidding starts and Heavy D keeps jacking up the price (much to the annoyance of everyone in the attendance).

George wins the lot at Ł1000.

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 2

A bunch of discarded office equipment.

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The only interested party is Danny.

Linda calls this a Danny bin because “he’ll buy it cheaply, he’ll offload it cheaply. It’s not a sexy bin, but Dan isn’t sexy either”. We are in shock (IN SHOCK) – what the what with Linda making sense all of a sudden?

Bidding starts, Heavy D jacks up the price (again) and Danny wins the lot at Ł880.

Afterwards there is a bit of an argy bargy between George, John and Heavy D. Mini Mile has to intervene.

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Danny inspects the unit – a few chairs, drawers, desks and a couple of copiers. As George predicted no big ticket items in this lot and Danny will have to sell all of it to break even. We almost feel sorry for Danny.

Or maybe we don’t.

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 3

A bunch of snake stuff. We kid not you. Snake tanks, snake food and other assorted bits and bobs.

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It seems many people are not comfortable with snakes (we don’t blame them, neither are we).

Linda: How long things live when they are shut away?
Danny: A while.
Linda: They hibernate, don’t they?
Danny: Yes
Heavy D: Snakes can live up to 3 months with no food and water

And… everyone steps away from the unit.

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Heavy D also lets it slip he doesn’t like George (see that argy bargy above). He claims George has no joie the vivre (we think Heavy D doesn’t even know what that means but whatever).

Linda (even with her snakeophobia**) wins the lot at Ł1050.

She asks Sean to help her investigate the unit. Sean (quite meanly we might add) sprinkles some dead snake food on Linda. Who goes into hysterics (understandably so). Also she feels something run across the floor. Sean makes her go stand by the door.

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Further inspection of the unit reveals an organ (as in musical instrument and not a raw organ as was the case in the last episode).

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And a neat little bike.

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Linda’s comment – it’s not a snake! YAY!

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 4

A bunch of neon signs.

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Darren and Barry express interest.

Heavy D jacks up the price again and wins the lot at Ł1400.

Heavy D inspects the lot with Sean. They find a bunch of old neon signs and it’s Sean’s estimate he can get up to Ł5500 IF the signs are working. We are bad people but we are kinda hoping the signs are not working. Yes, Heavy D is THAT annoying.

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Alas – the neon signs are in working condition.

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STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 5

A bunch of carpets, shisha pipes and other assorted trinkets that Heavy D calls art deco. Hm no.

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Nat loves this lot as it is her house. In a bin. She is willing to bid Ł800 and she might go over it. Darren and Barry are also interested.

Heavy D jacks up the price (yes, again!), but Nat wins the lot at Ł1500.

Nat and John inspect the unit and there is an authentic Persian rug in there. But another carpet is machine made and the screen in the back is a reproduction. Nat reveals she saw the unit as big money dependent on if the stuff was authentic or not. Predictably Nat and John have a domestic.

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George and Sean go back to investigate the 1st storage unit.

It contains a bunch of circus props including stilts, a unicycle, a bull whip and juggling stuff (among other things). George does a little routine for Sean we call Indiana Jones joins the circus.

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* If it’s not clear we do LOVE Linda.
** The correct term is ophidiophobia.

Profit:
Danny: Ł20
Linda: Ł650
Heavy D: Ł4100
Nat and John: Ł300
George: Ł675

So, what did you think of this episode? Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comments section below.

Storage Hunters UK: 1st Episode Recap – Ipswich

Storage Hunters has finally landed on the UK shores. First stop is the town of Ipswich and here are the players:

Linda – second hand dealer. Likes to state the obvious.
Nat and John – professional bargain hunters. Have a lot of domestics.
Darren and Barry – buyer and seller. Don’t like Danny.
Danny – calls himself Dapper Dan. Full of himself.
George – antiques dealer. Seems the most normal of the lot.

1st STORAGE UNIT

A dubious looking lot – a scary bust, a rope, a dummy with a noose around its neck and a coffin. Hmmm, props of some sort?

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Linda declares she doesn’t like things that are dead. Or hangings. Or nothing that is dead. Hm Linda – not many people do.

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Linda thinks Nat and John might go for it as they are not afraid of the dead stuff. Nat promptly declares she will go for the unit as she can put John in the coffin. Darren and Barry are also interested.

Darren and Barry win the lot for Ł650. Afterwards Nat and John have a domestic (which soon turns out to be a regular occurrence).

2ND STORAGE UNIT

Canoes, life jackets, surf boards and a huge thing covered with a green tarp. It *looks* like it might be a boat.

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Everyone is interested in this lot.
The bidding starts, there’s some trash talking, but George wins the lot. Nat is furious at John because he is making her hesitate. They have another domestic.

3RD STORAGE UNIT

Some musical sheets, chairs, exercise mats, croquet sets and a plastic bin with discarded athletic wear (ew!)

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Linda can’t look at the storage unit properly and Darren tells her to get out of the way.

Mini Mile gives Darren the side eye.

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Dan wins the lot for Ł300 and declares “it’s the cheapest unit he has ever bought”.

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Nat is all like – seriously, dude?

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A grey blanket is removed and it reveals an odd looking contraption. Sean knows what it is, apparently the Beach Boys used this type of contraption to create the Good Vibrations intro. Hm alright then. We still don’t know what it is but it is valued at Ł300 (if anyone might know what this thing actually is, feel free to enlighten us in the comments).

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Danny goes through the plastic bin with the discarded athletic wear (ew again!) and finds 5 (!!!) used laptops.

And it’s time to reveal the contents of the 1st storage unit (aka the odd stuff Darren and Barry bought).

Fetish boots (Ł40 – 50 is Sean’s estimate and no way dude, maybe for a brand new pair). A book about Kinbaku (the art of rope bondage). A leather jacket with a custom made skull pin and a lectern.

It’s time to open the coffin. Empty but for a wicker basket.

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Once opened it reveals a raw heart of unknown origin. We kid you not.

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EWWWW! And we thought stinky athletic wear was bad.

4TH STORAGE UNIT

A bunch of bikes.

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Linda thinks the unit has bikes. You don’t say!

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She also thinks it might have those bikes that you can lift with 2 fingers. Nat and John are interested and Nat wins the lot for Ł550. George and Linda discuss the unit afterwards and Linda shrugs off her loss by saying she doesn’t like bikes. Or rather whatsitcalled – pedaling Linda it’s called pedaling.

Nat and John inspect the contents of the 4th storage unit. They find a fold up bike (worth Ł800), 5 used bikes and a mini bike. Sean challenges Nat to a race, if she wins he will give her the unit for free.

Ready, set, GO!

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Nat almost runs into a wall and Sean wins the race. It’s a big wall, how can you NOT see the wall?

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5TH STORAGE UNIT

A bunch of exercise equipment.

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Danny and Linda are interested. Linda wins the lot for Ł800 and Danny calls it the biggest load of sh*t. In a rare moment of clarity Linda points out he just bid Ł600 for that same load of sh*t.

The storage unit doesn’t contain any hidden gems. The estimated value is Ł500, which means Linda made a loss of Ł300.

Linda’s face says it all.

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Sean tries to get Linda to exercise and well… we will let you know draw your own conclusions as to what the what is happening here.

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For the final reveal we find out what is hiding behind the ominous green tarp in the unit George bought. And lifting the green tarp reveals taaadaa…

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A HOVERCRAFT.

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Profit total:

Dan: Ł1100

Darren and Barry: Ł650

Nat and John: Ł1750

Linda: -Ł300

George: Ł3200

 

So, what do you think of Storage Hunters UK? Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comments section below.

Storage Auction Q & A with Travis Lane

TravisLane_small.jpg_thumbAllow me to introduce myself. My name is Travis Lane and I’m the head geek here at Online Storage Auctions. I’m also a professional storage unit buyer, author and advocate for the industry. I’ve been referred to as the “Man Behind the Curtain,” but I assure you, I’m not quite that mysterious. I’m more like the man behind the “shower curtain” singing into a back scrubber!

I recently received a request for an interview from one of the world’s leading news sites. I was really excited because it would have been some of the best publicity our site has had to date. They sent over a list of questions and I spent several hours over the weekend carefully crafting my answers. The next day, while my editor was proof reading the interview, I received an email notifying me that they had pulled the plug on the article. Just my luck!

So, rather than all of this effort being in vain, I decided to publish the interview here. I hope you all enjoy it and if you have any questions or comments about storage unit auctions, you’ll have the opportunity to respond at the end of this article. I will do my best to reply as quickly as possible. Without further ado.

How are actual storage auctions different than what’s portrayed on TV shows like “Storage Wars”?

Storage auction reality shows are entertaining, but they don’t portray storage unit auctions accurately. The storage auction business, like most businesses, requires a lot of time and hard work to be successful. The reality shows make it seem like it’s as simple as buying a unit, finding a valuable item, having it appraised, then selling it quickly for an enormous profit. I assure you, it isn’t that easy.

What you won’t see on storage auction reality TV is the countless hours that storage unit buyers spend finding and attending auctions, moving and sorting through merchandise, researching values, posting items on Craigslist & eBay and selling merchandise at garage sales, flea markets and resale shops.

Lastly, drama, fights and arguments are almost nonexistent.

What is usually found in a storage auction? Are valuable items common, or not really?

Most storage units contain common household items, furniture, appliances, electronics, clothing, business equipment, etc. Not very exciting, but you can make money reselling this merchandise, especially in today’s economy. One thing I’ve learned over the years is that almost everything has value to someone. You would be amazed at what some people will buy. Now, I won’t tell you that you can’t find valuable items in storage units, it’s just not as common as seen on TV.

So what’s been the coolest/most amazing thing found in a storage locker for an auction?

There have been several amazing finds over the past few years. Three of the most notable would have to be Paris Hilton’s storage locker, which was purchased for $2,775 and reportedly resold for $10 Million, a locker purchased for $1,100 which contained $500,000 in Spanish coins and bullion and the locker rented by a retired Florida medical examiner which contained more than 100 human organs crudely preserved in soda cups and plastic food containers.

I’ll never forget my best find. My wife was irritated, to say the least, by me spending $425 on a unit which didn’t appear to contain anything of value. After hours of work, we hadn’t found anything of considerable value. We were getting discouraged until, in the very back of the unit, we found an old safe. We took it to a locksmith and when he opened it, the safe was full. I opened a box and immediately got tunnel vision. Gold! The safe actually contained several boxes of gold & diamond jewelry, silver, a coin collection, a stamp collection and an antique revolver. I’ve been chasing that feeling ever since!

When looking in a locker, have you ever found anything unusual?

After you’ve been doing this a while, the lines between the usual and unusual become blurred. Some of the strangest lockers I’ve come across were owned by hoarders. I purchased a huge 10’x30′ locker for a few hundred dollars and it didn’t take long to realize that everything in it was either broken or had a part missing. Worse, there were multiples of everything. The owner of this locker literally never got rid of anything. I mean, who saves twenty broken broom handles?

The unit I dubbed “The Trash Unit” was probably the worst. It contained dozens of filing cabinets, boxes, bags, desks and a couple of safes. I paid $600 for this unit because, understandably, I’m a sucker for safes. After a while, I noticed a theme to this unit. I opened a box and it was full of trash. I opened a bag, it was full of trash. Filing cabinets, desk drawers, trash. Opened the safes, and guess what was inside? Yep, more trash. Every crevice of this unit contained used paper products, food wrappers, pizza boxes and other types of trash that normal people would have discarded. Disgusting. I just barely made my money back by selling the filing cabinets, but it left a bad taste in my mouth for these types of units. If I see anything inside a unit which even resembles a hoarder unit, I avoid it like the plague.

Have you ever seen lockers that people thought would be valuable really gone to bust? How about a seemingly not-valuable locker turn out to be a treasure trove?

Sure, that’s the beauty of this business. You never really know what you’re going to get. I’ve purchased units for next to nothing and sold the contents for thousands. I’ve also paid top dollar for units and barely broke even.

One particular unit that comes to mind had two large moving boxes labeled clothes. Auctioneer opened bidding at $5, so I decided to take a chance. Nobody else was interested. Turned out, the boxes did contain clothing; however, it was all designer clothing and shoes with the tags still on them. Probably 40 outfits in all. Lots of Gucci. I thought it was major score until my wife realized everything was her size. Oh well, easy come, easy go. At least I didn’t have to buy her clothes for a while.

Another time, I paid over a grand for some high end furniture. I was certain that I could triple my money, only to find out that almost every piece was damaged. Luckily, I dodged that bullet. It took some time, but I eventually found a buyer who repaired furniture and he paid me what I had invested in the unit.

Are you even allowed to enter/touch things before the auction?

No, but that doesn’t stop people from doing it. It’s difficult for the auctioneer to see what people are doing when the crowd surrounds the unit. The auctioneer or facility staff will cut the lock, raise the door and allow everyone a few minutes to look. If you’re seen touching anything or entering the unit, you could get your bidding privileges revoked, or in extreme cases, banned permanently.

Have there been any positive/negative effects of the sudden upswing of popularity of storage unit auctions?

It all depends on who you ask. Storage facility owners, who in the past rarely recovered what the delinquent tenant owed in rent and fees, were loving it. Professional storage unit buyers, on the other hand, people who depend on these auctions to keep food on the table, were suddenly unable to make living due to the influx of new buyers and the high prices units were selling for. Luckily for us, the interest in storage unit auctions has been on the decline for some time now. This business will never be the same as it was, although, things are getting somewhat back to normal.

Even though storage operators saw higher recovery rates, the massive turnouts at storage auctions have caused all sorts of problems for them. This led to innovations like online storage auctions which allow people to bid on storage units from home, work or on their mobile device. So far, the benefits of this new technology have been overwhelming for buyers and storage operators alike.

Are there any dangers/things people can be unprepared for? One episode of a storage bidding TV show had wild animals run out of the unit, freaking people out. Was that just TV or does that actually happen?

Well, I’ve never seen an animal, besides a rat, run out of a storage unit. Not to say that it couldn’t happen. Television shows have to be entertaining, otherwise they’ll be replaced with ones that are. Exploding meth labs, bidders arriving in tanks, fist fights, it’s all theatrics. There are dangers like extreme heat/cold, falling objects, heavy lifting, spiders, rats/feces and broken glass, but that’s just part of the job.

What is the hardest item to resell in an auction? Are things like vehicles hard to resell or even get out of a storage unit?

Storage unit buyers typically avoid units which contain a lot trash, clothing, old mattresses, dated or low quality furniture or heavy items with little value.

Most vehicles sell, regardless of age or condition, because there is value in their parts or as scrap. Vehicles can be difficult to remove if they aren’t running and/or if they were maneuvered into tight spaces.

What surprised you the most when you first attended these auctions? How much has it changed since then?

I fell into this business by chance. I was helping a friend of mine clean out his storage unit when the facility manager drove up on her golf cart and invited us to the auction. I decided to give it a chance and when I arrived, there were only two bidders including myself. There were two storage units for sale and I bought both of them for next to nothing. The other person didn’t even bid. I remember asking myself, could it really be this easy? Turned out, situations like that were extremely uncommon, but it didn’t really matter at that point because I was hooked.

I was one of the lucky ones who had a chance to experience storage unit auctions before they were thrust into the limelight by the storage auction reality shows. The difference between the business now and then is like night and day. Before the shows, storage unit auctions were relatively unheard of. You would see the same faces day after day. Prices were reasonable and people were making money.

Post storage auction reality shows, 10 times more people and units were selling for double, even triple what they would normally sell for. This forced a lot of professional storage unit buyers to look for other ways to make a living. It was like a modern day gold rush, minus the gold. People came, realized that there isn’t treasure in every locker and gave up. Very few newcomers stuck with it.

Gradually, things have gotten better. Attendance is down, prices have leveled out and people are making money again.

I hope you enjoyed the Q & A. If you have any questions or comments about storage units auctions, feel free to leave your response in the comments section below.